Subject: Racism

[sinbinjack 251]

Subject: Racism

 

 

 

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

 

 

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish Sausage?"

 

 

The clerk asks, "Are you Irish?"

 

 

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am.. But let me ask you something.

 

 

"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or

 

 

if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if

 

 

I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had

 

 

asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish

 

 

sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

 

 

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

 

 

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask

 

 

me if I'm Irish?"

 

 

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Halfords."

[papillon 695]

Quality.

 

Halfords is a bike shop just so all you Foreigners know.