Lies to wives

[boxhead]

I sneak away a couple times a year from my Indonesion wife by telling her I have to go back to Oz for tax reasons where actually I head to Pattaya or the Phillipines.

 

She may ask why she cannot go so I solve that by saying I cannot afford a two way ticket but I will give her the money for a one - way ticket so she can go shopping.

 

Now the best thing that has happened is I purchased heR a little dog named Maggie ( instead of providing her with a child ) well this dog is always by her side and the Missus

 

now says that we cannot go on holiday together as the dog will fret.

 

"THERE IS A GOD"

[atlas2]

I sneak away a couple times a year from my Indonesion wife by telling her I have to go back to Oz for tax reasons where actually I head to Pattaya or the Phillipines.

 

She may ask why she cannot go so I solve that by saying I cannot afford a two way ticket but I will give her the money for a one - way ticket so she can go shopping.

 

Now the best thing that has happened is I purchased heR a little dog named Maggie ( instead of providing her with a child ) well this dog is always by her side and the Missus

 

now says that we cannot go on holiday together as the dog will fret.

 

"THERE IS A GOD"

 

 

Spell dog backwards..........and It's a sign to us all.