Nookie Green

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A man goes to confession at a Catholic church. "Father, it has been

one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green

every week for the last month."

 

The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven; go out and say three

Hail Mary's."

 

Soon after, another man enters the confessional.

 

"Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had

sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months."

 

This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"

 

A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.

 

"Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."

 

At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his

sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous woman enters the

sanctuary.

 

The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as she slowly

sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the Priest! Her

dress is green and very short, with matching, shiny, emerald green

shoes.

 

The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green

shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart.

 

The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?"

 

The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies, "No, I

think it's just the reflection off her shoes."