gotta love the politeness of the BBC

[BigusDicus 9,720]

wonderful letter sent back to a listener !!!!!!!

Mr James Smith
206 Andover Road
Salisbury,
Wiltshire.

Dear Mr. Smith,

Many thanks for your letter suggesting your ex-wife as an ideal candidate for our new quiz show.

I have reviewed the attributes you describe, and whilst she may well possess the criteria we are looking for in the show's contestants, before we take this any further, I must point out that the name of the show is actually 'Fact Hunt'.

In light of this, please let me know if you still feel she would be a suitable contestant.

Yours sincerely,

Charles Knight,
Light Entertainment,
BBC Television Centre,
London.