Fart's n Coffee

[KOJO]

 

My farts usually smell like whatever I had for dinner that night, either chicken or pork, as that's what we eat the most, ALTHOUGH, I have to say some are intense but not spicy, some are full bodied and persistent, I always thought all farts were round, sometime's they are light, but never refreshing, elegant would be a "Hi-So" girl from BKK fart, I guess some could be considered Roasted, if you had Thai chili's in dinner that night, AND your assho was on fire !! Flowery and refreshing would be the same "Hi-So" girl from BKK, or her sister, dense and powerful are the one's that leave "Skidmarks", had a few of those, I think velvety is a description of a "wet" fart and everyone can smell it, til you go and change the shorts !! HA! HA! HA!