Women, eh?

[keyman 1,413]

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

 

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her.
She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I’m looking for a girl with big tits..

 

[BigusDicus 9,881]

Good one !!!

[yorta2 694]

I've had girls with big tits, and I guess they're better than girls with just big egos. Nowadays, I have an Australian wife with pretty amazing medium-sized tits (although maybe a bit old) and another Thai wife with small tits, but quite firm and very sensitive. I think I maybe over them, and might just love their gorgeous and wet pussies....