Willys

Here are a couple more for you from my days on the rescue squad: BLOODY MESS: One day my partner and I entered a house. There were trails of blood all over the house. We heard screams up the stairs and hurried up there. I turned the corner and saw a 70 year old naked drunk female covered with blood from her head to her knees. She then reached between her legs and pulled out more blood. She had gotten drunk then masterbated with the wine bottle tearing her vagina. I looked at my partner and said "I am glad I am driving today" - he had to ride in the back with her. BABY TIME: I was training a new paramedic one day and at 6:00 AM we were called to deliver a baby. When the baby came out - the mother shit first and before the rookie could catch the baby it turned face first into the pile. I whispered into his ear "this kid is going to have a shittie outlook on life." BABY TIME 2: Around three o'clock in the morning we got a call for a lady in labor. We walked up the narrow stairs of an old house and my first look has stayed with me for years. The lady was laying on her stomach on a waterbed. Her ass was sticking up in the air and the size of a small VW with a little hairy head sticking out. Wow, I still can't get over that one.

I would like to register for the Catz open: Board name: Willys Shirt Size: XL Handicap: unknown email address: dstebbins384@comcast.net Thank you, Dave Stebbins

I would like to register for the 2006 RideHer Cup: Board name: Willys Team: USA Handicap: I do not carry a handicap - I play in the mid-eighties and hope to have a few score cards by then Shirt Size: XL Thank you

I will be arriving on Oct 30 and will be leaving Nov 10. I am taking a side trip to the Philippines on Nov 2 - 4

I am a relative newbie - took my first trip in May and I am returning on Oct 30th through Nov 10. I planned my trip so I could play some golf and see the tourny is on the 6th. I am an American and would like to play. I have a couple of questions. I don't hold a handicap. I only play four or five times a year because of my work but still can shoot in the low 80's. How do I get in without the handicap card. Can you rent clubs at the club and will I have any trouble registering on Sunday? Retired Arlington Firefighter

I booked my flight in Oct two weeks ago. Tried to go through travel agent but she could not save me money over Orbit. The best I have been able to find from Dulles in Wash is a direct 23 hour flight to Seoul then BKK for $1150 total. I have a gogo pickup which was nice last time to start your trip. You arrive at 11;45P then get to Pattaya about 2:30A. Still lots of things to do with you girls. Get your flight early - prices will start to go up with fuel prices - I wouldn't wait. I got a new cc that accumulates freq fly miles plus the miles I get with my KAL card so I hope to have a free trip next year. As for hotels - my first trip I stayed in one that cost $125 a night - won't make that mistake again - the $30 to $40 ones are fine - and you don't spend all of your money there - rather distribute to the girls.

I went to Pattaya for the first time in April/May by myself. To hell with taxi's, I paid for the pick-up service offered by most gogo's. Driver met me in the airport with a plaque with my name on it, took my baggage - I got into the back with two girls and enjoyed my ride to Pattaya - one girl stayed with me for two days the other stayed with me the last four. Partied until 7:00 most mornings playing pool with my girls (she knew where we could go after closing). Once woke up with two naked gogo's (one was free). If you start off right - it only gets better. I'm going back last week of October - first week of November then I'm going to Rio in Feb.

I was lucky enough to see the Great One play in 1978. The Oilers beat my Capitols. See Alex play this year has brightened up a rather dismal 10 year void in Washington DC sports other than the DC United. We now have Joe Gibbs, the Nationals (although an old timer like me calls them the Nats) and Alex the Great. Should have a strong supporting cast next year as another Russian Rocket comes home to roost and we will have a high round draft pick.