BigusDicus

Wokeness is acknowledgement of victimhood, especially victims of the proper sort. Victims of oppression. It's cool to be a victim. Do you have a claim to victimhood? You may be entitled to substantial compensation.

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. She said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", The whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can still use your other hand to write."

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A rendition I must have missed...kind of fun!

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Terrible news coming out of Nakatomi Plaza. Hope everyone's okay. Can't believe the FBI doesn't have the situation under control yet. Any truth to the rumors that an off-duty cop is inside?

Have You Ever... While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in a very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?" "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar note. He took the crumpled twenty dollar note from her and smiled approvingly. She then asked him, "Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?" "Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar note. He took the crumpled fifty dollar note and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation. "Now," she said, "have you ever seen fifty thousand dollars all crumpled up??" He said, "No!," trying to contain his excitement. She said, "Go check the garage."