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Congratulations. Ten days from now you will be 80% protected. Ten days after the second jab should be up to 95% plus. 80% is pretty good. My promiscuity advanced rapidly at that point....?

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A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Will you give me a drink if I show you something you’ve never seen?” The bartender nods and the guy reaches into his bag and pulls out a little man about a foot tall, along with a tiny grand piano and sets them on the bar. The little fellow starts banging out tunes from Beethoven to blues. The bartender pours the promised drink and says,”Where’d you find that little fella?” “I was in Ireland last year, and I helped a half-deaf leprechaun out of a tight spot, and he granted me a wish.” “And you wished for a twelve

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of the South Pacific, the following people are stranded: * Two Italian men and one Italian woman. * Two French men and one French woman. * Two German men and one German woman. * Two Greek men and one Greek woman. * Two British men and one British woman. * Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman. * Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman. * Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman. * Two Irish men and one Irish woman. * Two American men and one American woman. One month later, on th

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us yer breasts, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross." Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!" Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior