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This is refreshingly funny. For all those people that dont reside in england, essex has quite a trampy reputation, my dad is a pilot and this is from his forum http://forums.flyer.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=...sc&start=15 here it is ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit Essex in the early hours of Friday with its epicentre in Basildon. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived. Essex FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Basildon. One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Trisha the next morning." Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals.Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland. HOW CAN YOU HELP? This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include: Fila or Burberry baseball caps Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers) Shell suits (female) White sport socks Rockport boots Any other items usually sold in Primark. Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs include: Microwave meals, Tins of baked beans, Ice cream, Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew. 22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms. £2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9. £5 buys B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected. **Breaking news** Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry alco-pop. 'Where are you bleeding from?' they asked," ROMFORD" said the girl, "woss that gotta do wiv you?

Sometimes i prefer something very creative rather than humour. Here is the best flash movie of 2006 so I read. http://www.ethailandworld.com/Animator_vs._Animation.mov

I was hoping you'd say the answer is to get back to Pattaya. I hope the doctor can prescribe me two weeks in Jizztown.

I am absolutely obsessed with this song, i have mentioned it twice but no one seems interested!! is it me that is the only one crazy about anything to do with pattaya, here is the link last time http://www.ethailandworld.com/videos/the_bars_of_pattaya.zip Let me know what you think...

WTF. I get cold shivers when something takes me away from the subject of Pattaya, your lucky i dont give you a negative!!!

Welcome, how come you have 10 reputation points already? You must be doing something right! Fancy telling us a bit about yoursefl?

Sorry you are right. My mate just finished his degree in IT related stuff and he told me NTFS is that solid/efficient it does not need a defrag, i just researched it and it seems that it needs less frequent defraging than FAT32. I'm glad you corrected me, I'm defraging tonight. I will check up on what he says from now on...

Yes I cant stand that, you'll see the real mother checking on the baby every now and again. I used to go mental at these women, every soi you go to they jab you in the ribs and the babies must get burnt by cigarettes how close they get, i guess this is the least of there worries. I will be donating to Jesters asap. And i have explained to quite a few bar girls of what is going on- it seems most of them dont know and now at least some do.

You finish by saying you cannot recommend this place, what happened to change your mind also can you let us know after if they take any money from your deposit. Cheers

Its not overchanging its FT - farang tax, of course NFT newbie farang tax is a higher rate. The farang tax is a highly complex matter, sometimes it depends what part of farangland you come from, if its one end- america or the other japan, lol

Well i wont tell anyone if you dont... Its only illegal if you do it!! Of course I wouldnt dream of it.. cough cough Ok £50 on software that you'll use once or a three hour gang bang down soi 6 for the same price.. I know what i'll chose.

Please remember that alot of the parts are static sensitive and need to be put in antistatic bags. Try not to slam the HD, laptop hd's are much more tolerate at being moved especially when running. The RAM is more static sensitive. Now for the geeky way of copying your hard disk. You can burn an image of your hard disk, this is the easiest way of changing your hard drive or when you do your 6 monthly reformat, you can burn a copy of the hard drive onto another harddrive. I would get an external usb hard disk case (not much money) Get a 300 gig (279 gig) hard disk drive (£70 last time i got one) Then get this cloning software and copy straight onto the external drive, then the drive can be put straight into your new computer as a slave or master. Please remember to set the jumbers on the back of the drive. Buying a case and drive is much cheaper than going to office world and buying it as one. And they simply fit together. I cant be bothered to try and explain about the cloning so here is a link ... http://www.thefreecountry.com/utilities/backupandimage.shtml To download the software and keygen you need to download www.bitlord.com then click download on http://www.torrentspy.com/torrent/810148/A...cl_Keymaker_ZWT and the key gen is self explainitory. I have not tested this software.

I understand what the guy was saying in that post, I would have only suggested that to show off. Keystroke loggers have been outsmarted because banks use dropdown menus now. You are more likely to get problems storing your passwords on a device rather than your head. Even files that have been deleted off a flash drive remain on there for some time. I would recommend buying a USB with a password on tho. It'll stop most people. This guy is even telling you to defrag a NTFS drive... they are meant to be so efficient that it doesnt need it.

I am 90% sure a woman tried to offer her child to me, he/she must have been about 3/4 years old. I was absolutely furious, I didnt know what to do.... Initially i was angry, then i thought violence wont help, then i thought I'd call the police. Then i sensibly decided to stay away from it entirely. What should we do in this situation. I expressed my anger to a good educated thai friend of mine and she explained, that the offender is probably being forced into doing it to save face. I said I'd rather die than sell a child for rape purposes for a living.. she just said Thailand not the same... What can we do?

Oh dont worry, when ever i rent in Thailand I always say it for a long time... such as Fireblade 1000cc, i got them down to 300 baht a day by saying i wanted it for 3 months, I paid weekly and took the bike back making out I was popping to Bangkok for a few weeks, everytime i see these hirers (each holiday) I make out I live in Thailand and I travel around he he I dink good for me na

Can i just ask... why you want three bedrooms... what do you do? Play swaps with the ladies.. if its too rude to write here please PM me, I am intriged/jeulous... lol

Would I be right to assume that this is the going rate for the above mentioned arrangement? I would be looking for some accomodation at some point and now i feel alot more at ease knowing that i can get a 3 bedroomed house at such a good rate. Cheers

I think I have read almost all the true stories books from Thailand, "Welcome to Hell" http://www.amazon.co.uk/Welcome-Hell-Insid...n/dp/0954870778 was one of the best. Sometimes I regret reading all these books. I wanted Pattaya to stay as a dreamland not to know the horrible truths... But then again thats what is living is all about. If you want another eyeopener/depressing story... Welcome to the bangkok slaughterhouse is a very good book, if you ever feel like your life is crap, just pick up this book and you'll be smiling again.... I have a degree standard big book about the sex industry in Thailand, if your brain has not been toasted by too many nights out in pattaya and all that lack of intellectual stimulation talking to bg's then its a good read, it hurt my head alot but it gives a very good insight into what really happens behind closed doors in the industry in thailand. The book is... Working at the Bar: Sex Work and Health Communication in Thailand (Civic Discourse for the Third Millennium S.) Let me know what you think if anyone dares to read it. Also if anyone is interested I will do a better review to what it covers.. a summary.

Where can one find a quote from that airline? Cheers

Alright mate, Just found the site.,. http://www.novaparkpattaya.com/index.asp They are quite popular now from what i gathered last time. Another thing I enjoyed is not having to take different girls past reception daily. The place has a gym and swimming pool etc.... I stuck to sexercise. One hint I will give you, is if you turn up they should drop the prices, i bargained them down, but it wont guarentee you a room... I havent looked at the latest prices. It is definately worth trying to barter via email first if you have to book now... Do you know the infamous soi 6? Staying at nova park gives you an excuse driving down there daily, due to the one way systems... Bryan

Yo everyone, you can get a two bedroom apartment at nova park, as a bonus its near soi 6 and its only a minute walk to find a baht bus. They are very nice apartments, new with living room, dvd players, kitchen facilities. They have a website, they are classed as serviced apartments but daily rates are available. The best thing i like is the security, there is no way for yesterdays girl to be banging on your door if you request. And there is a security barrier to protect the beloved yamaha R1 if you get one..

I have used only the viagra jelly that is available. I paid about 120 baht per portion and I always give one to the girl/s it makes them gigglish. But guys.. the health risks... I took viagra jelly because I was on two day benders etc. I am 24 and I ended up in hospital for taking too much... my heart gave me so much pain, i thought i was dying. Does no one here not wonder why so many middle age men die of heart attacks? They dont put it down as too much viagra, they would probably be hit with a big law suit plus it is impossible to prove the cause of heart attack unless clogged arteries or heart disease etc

I rented a car from the guy that manages all the motorbikes for rent on the soi with Pizza hut (i think 13/1) It was a nice new tinted car with air con and cd player. I got it for 1200 baht a day. On second road outside Xcite, they have brand new Mitsubishi warriors for 3000 baht a day and lots of other cars at 1200 a day. Personally I hire out a fireblade 1000 cc at 300 baht a day most of the time. I actually know a bargirl that hires out a BMW lowered car with very loud ICE. She admitted opposed to insurance she pays the police monthly-