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Have to be careful because of the section. My favorite thing is hiring a yamaha R1 http://www.sfondideldesktop.com/Images-Bik...aha-R1-0001.jpg

Rude and disrespectful, thats fair enough for a quick beating. People that are like this know the risks they just get cocky. I ended up in a row the other day in Mcdonalds, a mate when nuts at me for slying a chip in his drink, then i went crazy, he ran off luckily for him. I met some english marines or something like that in Pattaya, i was quick to introduce myself and get to know them. On the last day they gave some nasty beatings out the cunts!! They also caused aload of shit in a go go bar.

Sorry could you write that bigger I'm having trouble reading it!! So will you explain why you beat guys up from being foreign? Just before I cast you off as a thug... if they were rude and disrespectful then fair enough, but when most of us are on holiday we have a right to think we are "kings" for a short amount of time. I dont mean piss on and run over poor people i mean get waited on etc.

Most criminals are lazy that is why they are criminals, we all can exploit this. I agree with being overly polite and acting in a way that people will leave you alone because you look to hard of a target. Not always the case but i've never had a problem and i frequently go looking for trouble when i'm pissed!!! And i dont mean starting on people or hitting them. I mean walking down dodgy roads and talking to dodgy looking people. I find a smiling friendly face keeping an intimidating posture goes miles.

Makes a change from the shit coming out your mouth all over the forum! Is shitting something new for you, we all do it but you are the only one coming on here and sharing it with everyone!!

Are you a scientist?

I havent spotted a LB dancing in a go go in Pattaya, but I have seen it many times in Patpong and nana BKK

Shit now i'm on "boner alert status" Better massage the problem away using a womans birth canal.

Clicking on this thread was like receiving a bill, you know its crap but you have to open it, then you get the disappointment, Hang on a minute that rings a bell, who started the thread... mmm p.s You say you have trouble shitting, you have to remove that BM's cock (mentioning no names you know who you are) then you can shit.

i Have my pizzas opposite pizza hut. Because it is open aired. (italian style)

Personally I take a tent (capacity- one man two women) and I camp out on Pattaya beach, I leave all my stuff in the tent... but dont worry i have a padlock on my suitcase and a busy sign on the front of the tent so people think i am in. This way i save on fare and the girl behaves because she knows the local gang of dogs are outside waiting for her. I get great service off the ladyboys, at 3.00 am in the morning they offer to help me carry my wallet.. but the poor LB's seem to loose it, they are so clumsy.. Sometimes I break into a police box and get some kip there, its also great for

If this was a serious question about depression I would add a pretty decent post. But it seems a bit strange. So I also recommend you ASK DR BIG CHIEF

Err This is a visa question really. The thing is if you start "seeing" the lady I somehow think she will stop all her duties as her status has suddenly equalised with you and you would no longer be the boss. I somehow think its best left as a fantasy. However I know a guy that has two girls that do everything for him, he is 50 and the thai girls are young. They go to college probably as an excuse to stay over. He does participate with nocturnal activities with both, but because both of them are there they never assume relationship status.

Your a very funny and witty man!! I will be looking at getting some pictures for captions to. I think its the best style of trip report.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backup My friend uses a system that copies all the data across a few hard drives that way if he loses one, he still has it all, this is a method used by people/companies with servers. I just simply burn a couple of dvd's every now and again, I do not use any method i am too lazy, i just know that if anything happens, it will be there someday. In addition I use my USB flash pen to temporary back up. I guess i should get norton ghost running often.

For better insurance and much cheaper... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWd7MdVoejo&eurl=

Otherway (on holiday at the moment) is a frequent traveler, he said about 7 weeks before is best. I found a flight for february for 300 pounds. birmingham to BKK return at http://www.flightseverywhere.co.uk/

I have seen the song knocking around somewhere. One of the main men of this forum made the song i believe. Try watching this song, i'm addicted... http://www.ethailandworld.com/videos/the_bars_of_pattaya.zip

Why dont you answer it instead then? I was going to say this thread looks like an advert for another forum, why doesnt he ask on his own forum?

Check out the videos on this page mate... http://www.ethailandworld.com/pattayafuntown.html

Mate I was very ill for a some time, all my water had gone, plus i was dehydrating rapidly, i ran out of credit on my phone, no neighbours, i didnt know the receptions number, i ate all the fruit i had just for water, as soon as i started walking i would keep throwing up, so i didnt get far and then i got real weak... Luckily a bargirl that i knew turned up on her motorbike with some food and water, but with the sun i was so dehydrated. I stilll dont know what caused it, i guess food posioning. Infact i still seem to be having stomach problems so i might look into it.

I wish i knew pattaya after my last 3 year split up. Pattaya almost makes you feel gratefull!!

Hope you are ok from the split up. I would say Nova park is very good, and i never got charged for the girls, they are serviced apartments but you can rent per day. For 1,200 baht it includes kitchen area, swimming pool, gym and very good security. You can barter about the price. http://www.novaparkpattaya.com/index.asp

http://humour25.free.fr/telechargement/flash/jj1/ you can see the rest of them now