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Dark Closet A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lo

If you arrive early at the Airport, ask for the seat at the emergency door.With most airline you have sign a form that in case of the emergency you help etc.On front of these chairs is a chair (foldable) for the stewardes who sits there only at take off and landing.So you have about 5Ft !! legroom most of the time! Also you get the BEST service! I'm 6'5 and 130kg, so do understand the problem.

Thank god if you dont know what is desperation! From desperation I had a sex with my sister in law. My ex took everything (about 1,2 Mill$) only the ute left as she dont drive with manual. Im still desperate to hear that clicking sound when I grab her neck.

For tax reasons paypal do NOT froze the account. But if you have a dispute with a buyer who want to get his money back via paypal, and your account dont have enough founds on it +$30 administrative costs per case, your bank account will be frozen till you work it out with your buyer or paypal. Paypal is to protect buyers, but some of the buyers have fraudulent claims,they try to keep the goods and get money back too. Some of these cases are a bit more difficult, but can be sorted out. Beside paypal there are other ways to transfer money online paymate, CCN.now, moneybrokers, just to name a f

I wouldnt put my money on this! The Hungarian George Szoros is old now (about 75y) and last time he punished the SE Asian currency market when dumbo Mahartir (president of Malaysia that time) made Mr Szoros very upset. Single handedly punished the Thai, Indonesian,Malay, and Filipino currencies.

. Yes I agree. ebay is now in 26 countries. You cant list anything that will show up on all 26 sites.There are different sub-catetegories. They raking in high listing fees and dont adverise as they use to.

How about Tonga the friendly island?

The Subic bay in PI become Duty free area for international factories.They assemble goods (like Acer) and ship them out and dont pay local taxes. I heard that the investors (US$300.000+) been alloved to buy & own property for 99 years. The real esate prices went up very much in Olongapo after that. Cebu is cheaper , exept Mactown Island wich is invaded by Japanese again. Douagete? Hm hardly anything happens there. How about Indonesia? You can set up a company and own the house. Otherwise same like in Thailand, cant own it. Jogjakarta is the 2nd tourist designation in Indonesia and much

Dont trust much Asian pharmacies. They sell fake medicine.Sometime they will show you the fake and the real thing. The package of the medication is so much close! They even fake holograms! The price inbetween fake and real med. are so hugh, the profit is so tempting to those who work in pharmacies. I usualy take my medication from Australia to Asian countries, but also bring the perscription with me. For customs you need the perscriptions and a letter from your doctor stating that your medical condition, and the list of medication you take with you. The Dr shouldnt charge you for this lette

I understand the costs as I use to sell on eBay, and been a gold power seller selling US$20.000+ per month in the busy month and much less in May-Sept period. eBay changed their policy, selling format and the hugh competition from Asian countries made me to stop selling. My sales rates dropped to 10% sale from listed, and even down to about 5%. The listing fees were far too high. OK I wrote them down from business, as beside eBay I sold to shops as well. I started to sell in 1999 on eBay and most of the lots were sold to buyers in US. By accepting paypal (costs 3-4%) I had to ask buyers for

WoW thats unbelivable! Can we have the username on eBay?

A'isha was his favoritr wife.When Mohamed died she was 18y old. Often he neglected his other wifies for weeks just been with Aisha. Mohamed WAS a pedophile on big way. Also had sex with children. Mohamed promises 72 virgin girls AND 28 young boys for martyrs..... But there is NO beer, no hookers in heaven, and enernety is for 1000000000000000000000 years so 72 virgins and 28boys ant so much for that long time! I rather go where the girls from Pattaya go to Hell, at least I will be in the company where I allways wanabe. ---------------- 3. 'A’isha A’isha was Abu Bakr’s

Even if you set up account with paypal and eBay, what can you sell from Thailand? International sellers have very low success rate on eBay, large amount will go on listing fees. Buyers somehaow prefer local sellers, with local postage. If you accept paypal the lots you send out have to be insurred, there is lot of chargback (with $30 fees) going on wityh paypal. The goods (clothing,footware,personal items) are much cheaper in lot of Asian countries. Antiques(fakes), copied DVD's, fake watches etc will bring you neg ratings and your account will be suspended in notime. eBay is just not as

Mohhammed had 31 wifes. His 2nd wife was only 6y old when he married her...... http://www.muslimhope.com/WhyDidMohammedGetSoManyWives.htm From;http://www.flex.com/~jai/satyamevajayate/playboy.html Among his many other wives Mohammed also married a 6 year old baby, Ayesha. She was his favourite wife. This marriage is a clear proof that his pedophilic tendency started manifesting itself after Khadija's death, because when she was alive he did not want to offend her because all the wealth belonged to her.

Invest in huses; If you willing to give up your spare time on weekends for repairs. If you call a maintenance you can kiss goodby to income for weeks. But if you still invest in a house in US or Australia get a Thai or Filipina for tenant, at least you get a Bj for cuting the lawn, or chaning the light globe at night(Once I been called 11PM). But seriously, if you want to invest, invest in shares. In mining sector.Metal prices are high as there is a big demand from developing countries, and reserves are at lovest ever levels. No maintenance,no worries, you can list them for sale from anyw

It is up to you to whom you give. My opinion is that we need to give to the beggars on the street. Let me give you a few examples; 1) Hawai 1941-44. Military marshal law overrides local laws and allow prostitution, so 1000's of sailors can empty themself.The place where the 3 Dollars for 3 minures of pleasure invented, girls doing 100 or more lads per day. The locals become more and more angry with the behavior of drunk sailors and in 1944 all come to end by shipping 100's of girls to the mailnland USA. 2) Brazil Rio de Janeiro,locals very friendly to tourist on the streets,bars etc up

Orphanages mostly run by nuns, religious otganizations such as Charitas, and you dont see them begging on the streets.Same people who refused to give bowl of rice to hungry till they become Catolic as in Cambodia before.It is your choice to give them or not, or to whom you give.Also most of these orhanages do NOT allow for fotrigners to adopt a child! Did you know that there is 5-7 yrs waiting period in Brazil for Australians to adopt a child? And is limited to 250 per yr?In the same time hunderts of street kids many under 12yr beig shot by of duty cops in many Brazilain cities not only Rio?

Organised Charities in Australia --and I belive all around the world-- use up to 95% of the donations for "administrative costs" Most of them take about 40-60% of the donation. I use to have foster chilren with world children fund in Brazil, Uganda,Mongolia and from my ca $500 donation they received just a bit over half of that amount. The kidds use to write us letters. Around Melburne,Sydney are professional beggers who ask donations for charities and geting paid+commission. Some of theam earn much more than if they work, up to 2-3 times! So either we go ahead with Soros or Gates founda

Hey bullfrog, Indonesia is a wrong example! I just come back from Java and been traveling from Jakarta to Surabaya (Semarang,Jogya etc) and hardly saw any beggars. I saw a few in Jogyakarta in front of the Plaza, and one in a small town 40km from Surabaya. On my 4 weeks stay in Indonesia I saw less beggars in whole Java than on my way home (1/2 hr) in Melbourne! Beside that Indonesians do help the unfortunate ones, so most of them dont have to beg. If they beg 90% of their "income" is coming from locals. (Bali is exeption). I just wonder why is that so many of us foreigners become so mea

Thanks fot your help! I emailed a few for 3 brooms and waiting for their answers. To farangmaikwai; Im unable to PM you fot some reason, but the answer is, usualy 3 of us pick up 6-9 girls per night and just patry.....and ....... well just having fun!

To; Bob4you Thanks for the info Bob. Looks like lots of 2 bdroom available, but so far only find one 3 bdroom, and unfortunately the agent want to charge (minimum) 1 month, even if well stay for 2 weeks only. They want 55.000Bahts/mth + electricity,watter etc. Sounds like a rip of, but I'm still trying for a 3broom. if cant find any may take a 2br+1br, but we wont have the fun as normaly So this is much more expencive than Olongapo or Angeles in the Philippines!!!!

To; farangmaikwai Thanks Mate! I just emailed them. No I don't know the infamous soi 6, as this will be our first visit to Pattaya. But I'm a fast learner....sexercise is out favotite sport too! Have a good time! joe

To; farangmaikwai Thanks Sport! Sounfd good!!! By any chance do you have the website address of the nova park? The best thing i like is the security, there is no way for yesterdays girl to be banging on your door if you request---------Yep, that could be ugly....

To pattysteve; Thanks but separate hotel rooms are not for us. Were loooking for 2 or 3 bdroom appartment or a house.

Welcome to the board. How about a little more information on what you require. Amenities (Pool, In Room Safe, Weight Room, Pool Table, Internet, Hot Water AirCon), Price Range, Location, Duration of Stay that sort of info is helpful if you want reasonable responses. -------------- ------------- Thank you for your answer. This will be our first visit to Pataya. We had a few (not enough) visits to the Philippines,Brazil, Bosnia... The accomodation we need should be in short ride (or up to 15 min walking distance) from the Bars, from FLB or Cherry. Aircon is needed. We'll stay for