cumberlandsausage

Top banana-as usual!!

if you want to make money doing that sort of thing forget it- I can get on oil/filter change done here for 750 baht on my pickup.Includes labour/filter and oil. Give me a better price and you may be busy but working for 1000 baht a day if youre good!

What happens if the "copyright" police raid my place and find these mate???

Could fly to Hanoi in Vietnam-1 day wait for a 2 month tourist visa from the Thai Embassy there,after the 2 months you can get a months extension at Immigration no problems. just an idea-Phnom Penh in Cambodia youve got no chance nowadays!!

Well , after many months of driving past the Moon River pub on Pattaya Nua i finally decided me and the mrs should venture inside for some early evening refreshments and food. On entry we saw the parking attendants booth . I stopped , he looked up from his dinner ,said nothing and ignored me. Not knowing where i should park i ambled down to the Thai garden resort furthur down, promptly realised this wasnt where to park for the pub and turned back. Took a right into the small car park ,stopped by the booth yet again for 30 secs, and once again the attendant ignored us. With this i just stuck the car in an empty space, as soon as i had got out the car and walked to the door of the pub ,the f@#king prick of an attendant started running towards me ,furiously blowing his whistle making it quite clear i shouldnt park where i had(100 per cent empty car park by the way). Thius prick shouted and spat and was obviously having a crap day. My mrs actually agreed with me and before i could say anything she said in Thai -why didnt you just tell us where to park from the start. I was getting well pissed off by this time and i could see the mrs about to launch into a physical assault with one of her flip flops !! I promptly told the attendant to F@$k off and get a job he could actually do , got in the car and went to another place. Fantastic front of house service Moon River-i will not be back. Sorry , but as i never got inside the door ,i dont know if its any good or not.

not under any circumstances do i ever take an ex-employee back!! The girls here are not very loyal as im sure you know,as soon as high seasons over we get girls thinking the grass is greener somewhere else and off they go-2 weeks later theyre back! I only give em 1 chance,if they show me loyalty(and hard graft) i am a very reasonable boss,however ,once you fuck me,dont even contemplate coming back!! at the end of the day,there is a neverending supply of girls so why take an old one back ,especially if shes causing grief with your other workeres-if theyre all happy and getting along it shows in your establishment and a better time is had by both customers and workers-making for a better business!!

What you have to think of when it comes to living in Patts is that ITS NOT THE SAME AS ON HOLIDAY. After a while the novelty of great big F*$k off hangovers and yes, even the girls does, wain a little bit. When on holiday you are out on the lash every night taking 2+ girls a day some days but when you live here and ,especially if like myself, i earn THAI money you simply do not have those options unless you want to be back in shitey blighty with the rain and the fat women in record time. Give me 2 nights a week and a couple of s/t a week and im a happy man ,because i wake up every morning in Patts and think -i never ,ever , want to go back to England!!!

yes there is mate, well from Suvarnabhumi to DM anyway. In arrivals you must go downstairs and there is a shuttle service there. Only problem is that when i did it the bus wasnt too regular so you may be better off getting a taxi.

If they try and stop you and they are stood in the road-just keep going, never have i been chased thru Pattaya,they really are lazy wankers who just want some easy cash and dont want to have to work!!!

Try pattaya pickup on : pattayapickup@yahoo.co.uk brand new pick up trucks and only 1200 thai baht all in-have used them 3 times and top service from start to finish!!

Trust me mate-you dont wanna go overland,those cambodian roads are not the best. Best way is to fly into Phnom Penh( by air asia) then get a bus. Otherwise its a long,long,long way on a hot,hot,hot dusty road!

There is a Pattaya datrs league here. One venue i know of is a small bar on soi post office (13/2) called The Londoner-not a great bar but does have a board!!!

Ok, went to Mantra last night-what an experience!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Without doubt THE restaurant in Patts. Its atmospheric,modern,stylish and service is 2nd to none! Its actaully quite reasonable for most dishes but we went for the seafood grill for 2 at 3500 baht. A whole lobster,rock lobsters,king prawns and the biggest scallops ive ever seen in my life!!!!!!!!!! Drinks arent cheap but red wine top notch. Grade A+

anyone been to mantra yet?? looks like a good place for a special occasion but need someone who has been there n dunnit to let me know!

pattayapickup@yahoo.co.uk-exceptional serveice and brand new vehicles !!! Only 1200 baht each way inclusive of tolls! Top notch!