nohlsson1

Just sent that to all teachers I know.

that has to be one of the funniest and twisted links I have seen in a long time!

That was a good one.

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?' The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.' The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chic

I am truly terrified now!

Not sure which one was my favorite

I thought it was the weird looking one holding the ball until I saw the perv playing with his balls.

Never thought of it like that....Ex wives would be another great one.

You had me rolling again with this one. It kinda hit close to home

I was laughing so hard the next office over came to see what was going on.

"Handles Like a Greasy Weasel" I love that line. Once again you out did yourself. It is a shame they all drowned though.....

It's simple... 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better?