Ergodyne

I would not have expected any less from you sir

Perhaps the guy who sells flowers on Walking street from his wheelchair should be considered a tourist attraction, he is coping admirably with a disability, or the 'Cowboy' street magicians who do have a degree of talent. I would rate these people above an eccentric who dresses up and rides around town.

What the hell is a toddler doing in a gym !

Please say giver :

I use the T.V. to save money, i stay in for a couple of nights ( i'm paid daily ) then i can afford a good night out, during which i associate with women of dubious intent and, heaven forbid, drink BEER

Hi Glitterman Welcome to the board, i too am a little surprised no one has posted or sent pics of you, there are a few here you should be able to find and copy from previous posts about you. I know Wimbledon, as an ex-pro musician i have toured extensively and played the theatre there a few times. Quote - " It always amuses me how a man can drink down his pint of beer and then slam his empty glass on the table with a growling ''aaaaahhhh'', as if to say 'look im a real man, ive drunk all this liquid' I must admit i do enjoy a pint sometimes ( though there are not many places here that serve 'pints' ) Although that mind set may be true at times, i found that after a busy, hectic day, or several hours on a tour bus, a stop at a watering hole for a beer was always very welcome, my colleagues and i have frequently voiced the "aaaaahhhh" you mention, usually followed by " I needed that " but that is out of welcome refreshment not some primevil display of 'manhood' I agree there is an element who display that behaviour, going out purely with the intention of 'getting pissed'. For me, and, i believe, quite a few others, this is not the case, we enjoy the taste of the 'liquid', the inebriation is a side effect, not the primary motive, ANY refreshing drink at the time it was most needed, would evoke the same 'aaaaahhhh' reaction. I heartily agree that Alcohol induced behaviour is the cause of many fatalities during this period of madness, but i feel there is nothing that can be done about it. Ban alcohol for the week ? impossible to enforce, people would just stock up beforehand. I'm sorry but there are just too many people who consider it 'clever / funny' to throw iced water into the face of a motorcycle rider. I read somewhere that there were more fatalities during the first day this year than the whole period last year

Thank Buddha it's the last day tomorrow. then we can get back to normal.

Me too

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Maybe she enjoyed it she can now start a trend of day trips to sit in car parks. I can just imagine the atmosphere as they got back to the car.

I actually laughed out loud at some of those, first time in ages. Thank you for brightening my day

New variation on a SUN ROOF: Presenting the FUN ROOF We must be near the sea, i can smell fish

Clever

Yep; sounds about right

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Alton Towers theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a Mc Donald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favourite sweets...........M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you PILLOCK!!!!' The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

"One is never enough"

See you tonight

Now i have even more things to worry about ! If Moths are nocturnal, why do the like light so much. Wake up in the daytime, it's everywhere

Apart from the seat, i think they'd have to 'stuff' him through the door !