Ergodyne

So there is no one there who can teach it, ? surely it would be better to learn it there, as the tutor can translate, how many people in Wales speak her native language ?

Amazing what the prospect of getting a few Baht will do !

I solved all my problems by leaving both of them in the boot for 10days, then I left the car unlocked, with the keys in the ignition on the streets of London. By the time the cops found it, someone had stripped it, torched it and left me in the clear! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

D.O.G. to control tower, i can see the runway, am on final approach.

Stayed indoors for the last two days, i'm so glad it's over, went out to celebrate the next day.

The guy in the shop was slouched on a chair watching telly, when the customer asked about a fan he did not even look round, just carried on watching telly, and said 'No hab', eventually having told him there was one on display, the guy reluctantly got up shuffled over and said 'Last one' 'That's O.K. i only want one.' Hows that for customer service.

Thanks, now i know where i got it from. Did you post the one about the guy who went into a shop about a fan and despite there being one outside the place, the assistant was too intent on watching the telly and just said "No Hab" without even looking up. ?

One of the best 'NO HAB' stories i heard was of a guy who went into a restaurant, ordered, then waited, and waited, and waited, eventually he asked the waitress what was happening with his order, she said " Solly, no hab' 'What do you mean No Hab? ' ' No hab chef.' they were carrying on with what they knew to do i.e. taking orders, the fact that there was no chef did not make any difference to them. I always try to remember T.I.T. This Is Thailand ( or is that Trotters Independant Trading ! )

Looks like road kill to me !

I was shocked to see a bar girl proudly displaying a small tattoo of one, and having commented on it, was told that it was Buddhist in origin and predates Hitlers adaptation of the symbol.

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Was it's name 'Bubbles' ?

I see the problem, removing the thong will reveal the 'input' socket, putting your plug in there, should result in perfect reception !

Had me in stitches, i haven't laughed like that for ages ! absolutely brilliant.

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A new delivery of bedding material leaves the production plant ! Those "Smurfs" always worried me, this explains alot.

Is it just me, i am trying to stop laughing, especially the newsreaders last line. http://www.theonion.com/content/video/use_..._end_porn_stars

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At last, a proper scientific explanation of one of the mysteries of the universe. I've always been puzzled about that, now i understand.

I would imagine he's already 'potted the brown' !

I think she's going for the pink ! Wait 'til you see her boyfriends 'cue' ! ! !

" OH MY ! Those look heavy, shall i hold them for you ? "