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Bilmey ! ! ! and i thought the " San Andreas fault" was the biggest 'crack' inthe world !

Seems you have to take 300 to get a drink, and 250 to get a Ladydrink. HHmmmm, i think i'll go on the Ladydrinks . Do they provide the soap or do you have to bring your own ? Cleanliness is next to Godliness ( but not in the dictionary ! )

Great first night. Tony has now decided the show will start at 02:00 A.M.

So does that mean that north eastern Europe is the arsehole of the world ? Now , let me see, which cuntry shall i stick it in ?

Final confirmation, First show starts, Monday, 15 / 12 / 08 01:00 A.M.

I called her but she just said she had to go as something had just come up !

Tried re sizing again ! still no good.

Tony has had to attend a relative's funeral in U.S. so it now looks as though starting date may be Saturday 13th.

Planned first show is on 06 / 12 / 08 any change to that, i'll post the information here.

" I know there are organizations like Tony (of Tony's gym/disco fame) who has an enclosure in Udon Thani but the majority are still here. " The shelter, which was located at the far end of Jomtien, moved to much larger grounds in Pleutaleung some time ago.

Tony's has several short and long time rooms, some on Soi 16 off Walking street ( behind his disco ) and others at his Lido Motel on third road. prices start from 300 Baht.

Elderly couple discussing their forthcoming wedding, he brings up the subject of sex. her response, " I would like it infrequently ! " After a moment he replies : " Is that one word or two ! "

"almost all venues over here would just have taken the order and had me sitting fuming." Reminds me of the "No Hab' thread, where after having waited for ages, enquired as to how the chef was getting on, was told, "No Hab" the waiting staff just carried on with their job of taking orders, regardless of the fact that there was no chef !

Rodeo sex is where you take the girl from behind and say: "This is just how i had your sister ! " If you can stay on for 20 seconds after that, you win !

AH ! The infamous " One eyed, spitting bed snake "

Two guys win the jackpot on the lottery, and decide to go into business for themselves, problem is, what kind of business ? One has spent his life in D.I.Y. / ironmongery, the other was a pharmacist. As these are the professions they know most about they think it should be along those lines, but which of the two to go for ? Eventually they decide to open the first ever, combined Hardware / Chemist shop. On the opening day, they have a young lad starting as sales assistant. One of the owners says to him. " The art of salesmanship is to persuade the customer to spend more, there's a customer over in the hardware section, watch how i deal with him; He greets the customer, who asks for a bag of grass seed. " O.K. sir, here you go, now, how about a lawn mower ? " " A lawnmower ! ! why would i want a lawnmower ? " That seed is the best there is, having heard the weather forcast, i can guarantee that in a couple of days you will need it ! " " Well thanks for the warning, i'll take one. " The customer leaves with the seed and a new lawnmower. Going back to the assistant, he says " See, always try to offer them something else. there's a chap in the chemist section, let me see how you get on. " " The kid goes over and the customer who sheepishly asks for a box of Tampax." " Certainly sir, there you go. now, how about a lawnmower. " the owner hangs his head in disbelief at this blatent copy of his sale. The customer says " Why on earth would i want a lawnmower ? " the kid replies : - "Well sir, your week end's fucked so you might as well cut the grass ! "

I recieved this Email : Enjoy ! HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one Religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY 'A'

Things are getting better all the time there, i am usually in most evenings aroun 9:00 and some times there have been almost no seats available at the bar ! there also seems to be a greater influx of mid to upper range "merchandise" available Excellent work Pete.

Only studios and 2 bed apartments ( bring your own Cat / Nat / Ouy / Nid / Pim e.t.c. )

24 Sq. M. studios. 32 Sq. M. studios. 48 Sq. M. 2 bed apartments. 64 Sq. M. 2 bed apartments. 88 Sq. M. apartments. New 24 & 32 Sq. M. 2 bed apartments.

Tony's apartments. google : tony pattaya

What's brown and sticky ? A stick.

Amazing ! !