Ergodyne

Does this mean the party's off then ?

I was wondering the other day, if women go in for massages, and do they get offered the equivalent ? ! anyone had any experience of this ? I hereby wish to offer my services.

As it's not easy to see the mats when they have a glass on them, how about a variation, having them wrapped round the "Bin" i think i might bring an elastic band with me next time and give it a try.

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LONDON BBC NEWS WIRE In a frantic out of control chaotic rage, many concert on-lookers were stunned Friday night as 3 men disrobed and went berserk at the sights and sexual gyrations of Thailand's exotic JUP JUP GIRLS x-rated dance music show at The Bangkok Thai Festival Venue. A stunned crowd of 2,189 persons, mostly sad gawking tourists and elderly lady boys were on hand to further add testimony. Chang Noi Band, was the opening act and were also shocked at what they witnessed. The three possessed looking men began tearing off each others clothing and yielded knives while they sang like howling dogs to the Jup Jup Girls famous Hit "Don't Wait Till I'm Gone (to want me)". In a thwarted effort The Concert Security Police rushed the stage nude as the band played and actually streaked across as they too were possessed by the Siren-esque sounds of Jup Jup Girls. The three audience members cut their penises off and in a demonic-like offering, tossed the dismembered organs onto the stage as a sacrifice to the exotic and talented young beauties. Producer, David John Clare is being questioned by local authorities as to why his music and his act, Jup Jup Girls can possibly have such devastating effect on music lovers. He declines any allegations or wrong-doing at this time...

Hi Yer All My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........ I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also,I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown); who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program ......... Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split $7 million with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my everywish. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains and explodes with mentos. I no longer can buy petrol without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan . Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my bum. And thanks to your great advice, I can't even pick up the R5.00 I found dropped in the car park because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg. If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhoea will land on your head at 5:00pm this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician. By the way....a South American scientist after a lengthy study has discovered that people with low IQ who have infrequent sexual activity always read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late!

NEW VIAGRA EYE DROPS, THEY MAKE YOU LOOK HARD !

That's sick ! Worse than the "Hello Kitty" vibrator (shoulder massager, as they call it )

OH i don't know, i think you probably could put a face on sorry , to it !

Now that's what i call a petrol cap ! "Fill 'er up please ! "

Looks familiar but i can't remember where iv'e seen that one before, If it was nearer, say, within tongue distance it might jog my memory !

Poor thing was just trying to "Knock one out" Imagine you were in that situation and a crowd of giants appeared and whisked you off to hospital ! You don't mention whether he "finished" or not ! On second thoughts, that would be too much information.

Excellent ! ! ! ! ! !

You know i'm always around ! !

Have a look on the net at Tony's apartments.

I remember Mr. Pastry ! ! ! ! I heard that he'd teamed up with "Catweazel" ! ! ! ! ! !

One of my favourite places, love the soft play area by the door, usually some pretty hot action there ! almost literally "In your face"

In a word, yes. Tony's has rowing machines at all the facilities but "Concept 2" machines only at the Fitness Center and the Gym on third road.

Correct.

F. L. B. = FANTASTIC LIVE BAND

Life Fitness, Soi 16 off walking street. One visit 99 Baht whole floor of treadmills and cycles.

"C" Damn ! ! How did you find out about that ?

I take it tonight is “no pants” Saturday in honour of the birthday boy ?

See you tomorrow, about 11:30 Graham