Torres09

Big Sam bends over [insert direction] to accommodate Sir Alex on any given match day!

Once you get the lights working be sure to water your tree! We don't do our tree & decs until the last week before xmas to early kinda spoils the mood!

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But what is your parentidge? I'm English from Enga land.

Hmm! Did the OP take that pic.? Anyhoos "If that cocovile ever sets foot on these shores i'll neck this in one"

2 votes ffs. How does one beat Obramovic in the brown paper bag stakes though?

Mixed emotions from me,Scandal & bribes, then the British press Disappointed on the whole ...Atleast Sepp Splatter looked happy.

I'm not sure what the fuck you are on about but,yedt ma & Bouffe ma queue calisse de fag .come to mind

Lucky you,every page I get to open is mostly full of shit...

In Pattaya : "Commit your riding to the lord"...Evil Knievel

I don't or do I?

Are you alway's so fucking miserable?

Lighten up Lovedog man...eat the cheeses

Gimmee some of that cheese, man...

It is real ,if you feel the cats pulse on it's left front paw.

Just an aside ,sorry if it's a TF but did I see /hear that a brand new High st bank has just been launched in the UK ? Are they offering any good rates for overseas bankers?

Conversation fee! or should that be conversion fee? Not being a spellcheck cunt but generally confused . Cash is king anyhow.

Combined BKK league? Is that a mix of the best from BKK,is the Thai leagues up & active now or pre-season ?,I used to follow the guru of all football (Rockhosepattaya) match reports on P-L.Now I have not a scooby!

You ask what is a joiner fee ,then you go on to explain that you want to ensure you won't be charged one! Robinc,what's happening? Cheers

Only one Arsehole worth fucking here. Aye Ronald!

This should be in Purgatory so Wizzbang (Petethesausagemuncher) can reply,from the other side (so to speak)

Where from ? I Guess Heathrow,anyway from Heathrow to Bangkok... 9,548.68 kilometres (5,933.29 miles) ,then ,Heathrow to Kuala Lumpur... 10,563.58 kilometres (6,563.92 miles). Source :The Internet.

an australian, an irishman and a scouser are in a bar in birkenhead. they're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. he's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. they stare and stare, until suddenly the irishman twigs: "my god, it's jesus!" sure enough, it is jesus, nursing a pint. thrilled, they send him over a pint of guinness, a pint of fosters and a pint of bitter. jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. after he's finished the drinks, jesus approaches the trio. he reaches for the hand of the irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the guinness. when he lets go, the irishman gives a cry of amazement: "my god! the arthritis i've had for 30 years is gone. it's a miracle!" jesus then shakes the aussies hand, thanking him for the lager. as he lets go, the mans eyes widen in shock. "strewth mate, the bad back i've had all my life is completely gone! it's a miracle." jesus then approaches the scouser who says, "back off, mate, i'm on disability benefit."

a primary school teacher explains to her class that she is a liverpool fan. she asks her students to raise their hands if they too are liverpool fans. everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. the teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "because i'm not a liverpool fan," she replied. the teacher, still shocked, asked, "well, if you are not a liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?" "i am a man united fan, and proud of it," mary replied. the teacher could not believe her ears. "mary, why, pray tell, are you a man united fan?" "because my mum is a man united fan, and my dad is a man united fan, so i'm a man united fan too!" "well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a man united fan. you don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. what if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?" "then," mary smiled, "i'd be a liverpool fan."