bigstuy

guy pearse

http://www.pattayamail.com/current/picture...0City%20876.jpg dj's new tattoo

my personal favourite, "thats not a real fucking gun" john lennon, they were also his last words

the pope and tiger woods both died on the same day and due to a clerical error by st. peter they ended up in the wrong places. after a few days god noticed this and called st. peter in to rectify the situation and to pack woods down to hell once and for all. the two of them met halfway and woods apologised to the pope for taking his place in heaven, the pope said it was ok and that he was happy to be on his way to meeting the blessed virgin, oh about that says woods, you are a day too late

I ordered a chinese last night. when the chinaman came to my door he said "20 quid please" I said "what is the name of Jordans cross eyed kid" He said "halvey price" so i gave him a tenner and told him to fuck off

i was horrified when i heard blacks were hung like donkeys. what sort of sick bastard would hang a donkey?

i have just booked my flights for september and want to try a new hotel but i am getting bamboozled by all the reviews i have read. although soi lk metro seems to be a good place. here is what i am looking for, a guest friendly hotel with decent rooms for around 700-1000bht with all the usual amenities with also preferably a lift (lazy bastard i know) and a room safe. thanks in advance to anyone that can help me.

the next question is why does someone calling himself "irish boy" have a union jack as his flag

asking you out on dates i imagine lol

whats a world cup?

maybe there is an in joke that i am missing out on but wtf does friends have to do with cunts? apart from the cast of course

maybe he is there already and we just dont know it

give them to any of the girls from the far north and they will dispose of them for you with a burp

it does happen sometimes, a previous tg of mines brother was actually killed in a motorbike crash while i was with her. although thankfully she did not look for money

good one

in ireland its a cement mixer too, works with sherry and baileys too (underage experimentation lol)

i fucking hope not lol, "sobriety not permitted" i lived up to that rule cheers ken, it was a great day i think lol the bits i remember anyway

best of luck alf and get well soon

thanks dave it was a great night especially for my ladies when they realised that the only table left was beside the buffet ha ha, i then had great peace to enjoy the music, cheers looking forward to the 10th anniversary already

very long but it should be a great laugh

hate it when that happens, little bastards those leprachauns, you just cannot trust them

yahoo you can count me in, ill be the one with the tricolour over my shoulder singing rebel songs, if by chance anybody finds me unconcious anywhere just wake me up and point me towards tq2 or soi 13 please

warm up that motor i will be there soon

ill still be there

ill be there at some stage that night once the admiral lets us off his boat lol