bigstuy

lads chill, its only a joke. no need to have a go at each other over it

apparently rolf harris is to perform a tributeto mjat his funeral. he will be doing 2 little boys it has been announced that mj will be melted down and turned into plastic toys, so that kids can play with him for a change rumour has it that madonna is adopting bubbles

just wondering would michael jackson be white bread or brown bread

lol get er duhn still think the funniest thing ever was in the movie when he went into victorias secrets looking for drawers for his maw

i think he said "fuck me pink, that was a stupid place to build a fucking plunge pool"

you are going straight to hell for that one

since susan boyles appearance on briyains got talent the number of afghan suicide missions has dropped of, now that the muslims know what a virgin looks like

our favourite trick was to rub cif (cream cleanser) into our asleep friends pubic hair, when it dries it goes hard and will not wash out and eventually has to be cut out.

i nearly pissed myself when i read that one cheers

fuck me thats nasty but i still would

seen on a toilet wall in ireland "polish men, fuck off home, take our ladies , leave yours"