bigstuy

turned out stephen gatelys coffin was the first box he was ever in. michael jackson was pissed off too, he had originally heard that stephen gately was from a boys home

there have been many excellent points made so far, some of the ones that caught my eye were, decent sized room safe removal of mini bar ( i like to stock the fridge to my tastes) kick ass power shower (in an area big enough for at least 2) 2 pillows either side of bed a sofa in room quiter air con. central location if you guys can do that for 1000 a night then book me in now

i hope it is or i am a big jesse

another autobiographical story lol

is this story autobiographical lol

good one , made me laugh out loud

11, who the fuck let her fly, captain of the challenger space shuttle. 12, thats not a real fucking gun, john lennon 13, what fucking iceberg, captain of the titanic

i have just had some charity do-gooders at my door asking me to donate clothing to starving kids in africa. i told them to fuck right off. any african who can fit into my clothes is NOT fucking starving

they are the same price as at home, i priced them last year and no difference

wise words sir, 33 days to go for me lol

smells of publicity stunt to me

classic

you should make this a daily event lol mms sisterz joke of the day

jesus christ dicus, i would not ride her with your mickey and i am not that fussy with my own

thats brilliant esther rantzen would have loved that one in her day

the budweiser scale. fucking brilliant.

why do women have legs? did you ever see the mess a snail makes why do women have legs? to get from the kitchen to the bedroom

why did the woman have 2 black eyes? she had to be told twice. what do you call the useless bit of flesh around a pussy? the woman whats the difference between a woman with pms and a rotweiler? lipstick. what does wife stand for? washing, ironong, fucking etc. why dont women need watches? there is a clock on the cooker why are womens feet smaller than mens? so that they can get closer to the sink.

the only thing you could do to fix them is to get villa to stick a tail on them

i suppose it is in an amusing kind of way

its just not funny when you have to explain it. bob the builder is a kids tv programme in the uk and ireland and as frosty said above due to economic events there are many builders currently out of work, even fictitious ones hence the joke. although its not funnyanymore now

due to the current economic crisis bob the builder is being forced to change his name. from now on he will be known as BOB

we should have known that jacko was not well he has not looked himself since 1983

he deserved that slap in the balls for being stupid enough to fall for the trick. still hilarious though

there are plenty of people on this board who would drink beer out of a smelly wellie if it was free. you know who you are