codzirra

It is not the drunks at the bar in the RH that give a fuck , it is the staff who give you the evil eye when you have to go through the bar . I have experienced it mate . Try the LK Metro hotel , tip the doormen and anything goes .

Even if he does open it again , members are losing interest . Cannot see this being a solution . Maybe he wants us all to say - ' please open again sir ' . He has taken his ball away and is not playing anymore , good on you Mulph . Up to you.

Brilliant breakfasts and with black puddings

Free Wi-Fi and a good arse wash , very important and something the big hotels do not provide .

If it is your first trip - do not stop in Soi 6 - and with your wife - NO NO !

That explains why you look like you do then ?

That was me !

I boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York recently , and on taking my seat as I settled in, I noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. I realised she was heading straight toward my seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside me. "Hello", I blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States ." I swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman I had eve seen sitting next to me, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain my composure, I calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded."I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.." "Really", I smiled, "what myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!" "Tonto," I said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."

This really works...! If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?