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here we go fellas

this is an old polaroid pic of my first encounter, what a blow job she gave me!!-- looks like she,s pissed on my trousers! ill never forget it! this was about 1988 if anyones interested ive got quite a few more photos reason for edit- wrong date

but what happens if you shoot the theif ? do you get thrown in the monkey house and worse a vendetta against you , as a farang ?

same same for me spock , i abused alcohol for years ,but ive cut right back on it now-- through proffesional help and i drink weaker lager only ive lost 4 and a half stone too, my blood pressure is near normal now , i take atenolol for it , i also suffer from sleep anapnea the last time i was in patts the gal i was sleeping with thought i had died in bed , she was scared shiteless!

hi fella, my brother suffers from diabetes big time-- me too, but not as bad -- make sure u keep it under control with the medication that u have to take-- tell your g/p your plans, and what would be the risk on your future travels-- make sure the travel insurance covers u too (v/important) keep off the alcohol too-- -btw-- you are entitled to free viagra if your from the uk ( or what ever your g/p perscribes) -- you can find a thai lady easily- imo- that will look after you , go for an older one - ive found that the majority of thai ladies are very caring if you are

why not phut a new spark plug in, if that dont work, phut more fuel in, if that dont work phut the whol bl--dy thing in the place where the phut the garbage and buy a new one on hire phutchase

a lift should never plunge to the bottom there are safety devices to stop that from happening but not on that one it would seem

i use b/g piss ,and gargle with it afterwards

great web-cam kolobus! i had to allow "active x control" what ever that is , it works fine now cheers!

i hire a big bike when in los, but its well dangerous (i ride a vn 1500 here in the uk so im experienced) make sure you have a valid uk licence to ride the bike that you hire(assuming you have passed your bike test) and an int-d/l too if you havn,t passed your m/cycle test, your trav ins is void (nb)check the wording on your trav insurance its probably shite cover anyway, regarding m/cycle riding!)--- so if you have an accident your in the shite, unless your minted don,t forget--if you hurt a thai, its your fault regardless ride on

people(thais and expats and tourists , are always getting shot/murdered in los, its never been any different places like pattaya /bkk attract allsorts of riff raff from all corners of the planet,so its only to be expected you just have to live with it

where do the muslims hang out?

yeah, butwhat about the thunder and the lightning ?its really scary :crying if you go out with an umberella in a thunder storm the lightning might strike the metal spike at the top --i think ill cancel my trip and go to clacton instead

always look on the bright ,side of life --de dum ,de doo de,doo te tum --lifes a piece of shit when you look at it

usually the hotel can arrange to send transport to pick u up

hi lloydie i got mine 2 years back so things might have changed in the mean time!

hi guys! yes pattaya is pattaya at any time of year!it only rains for a short time then the sun shines again -no problem!

also any main branch post office(hi lloydie!)

hi doorman its very important to have an international licence in thailand -if your stopped by the police and you havent got one your in the shi*,you dont need a test to get one , just apply for one as the other poster said,also take some photocopys of your passport ,you can give the vehicle hirer a photocopy instead of your actual passport!!(if u hire a vehicle they retain your p/port and return it when u bring back the vehicle-if your stopped by the cops and u have no p/port on you -you guessed it your in the shi*!SIMPLER TO USE A TAXIE!