Davieboy

If Ton is there then I will be there as soon as I can!

Gentlemen: First off, I am in no way connected to the Hell club or Eden. However.. I did have the utmost pleasure in 2003 in Bangkok. It was my first time in LOS and my brother had told me about this place called The Eden Club, so I arranged a time with Marc and he was very pleasant to deal with. I had seen this gorgeous lady named Ton, so I picked her and she picked a friend. Well... after the shower and drying off, the fun soon began, both deep throating me. Now hold on for a second here.. I am not talking about a typical Deep Throat, this is where your entire cock goes right down the throat so that the girls lips press up against your balls and then wiggles your nut sack while coming up for air. These girls are taking turns, one blowing me and the other eating out my ass. I knew right there that I would not last too long, my friggin eyes were going right to the back of my head. To this day NO ONE has ever given me that much pleasure, it is an experience I will remember for the rest of my life. I have been around alot of places, many different countries, and NOTHING compares to this place. When that little sweetheart TON bent her shaven pussy and asshole over my face, I was literally in Heaven, but now they call it Hell! If anyone of you has a fantasy of a threesome, one that will bloody well blow your mind, you owe it to yourself to try it... at least once. If you are like me, it will be one of the horniest adventures you will ever try. When I come back to Patts, this will be my #1 place to go.

Nice one, great breakfast meal! Or any other time as well!

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?? Most of the time you get a donkey with long ears, but every once in a while you get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!!

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to The priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?" The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, Being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath." The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," Then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what He had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

See Ya'll soon!!!

Count me in

Want to share the taxi, arrival in BKK at 11AM, booked with Mr Toom. Direct to Pattaya, with a stop for a drink on the way. David If not no big deal.

I emailed Mr Toom just over 6 hours ago and he has since responded by saying he will be picking me up on July 9th. So it seems as though he is a man of his word. I'll let you know when I am in his car heading to Pattaya, yeha

great video, thanks for the link.

Well I will just ask to see the room first, if it is not acceptable than they can give me another one if not Pattay here I come. I will only spend one night in Bangkok as opposed to two nights.

Thanks for the input, I really appreciate all that info Donny. I was told about this hotel by my brother, and after a long trip from Vancouver, I would really like to rest up a bit and take a shower. I will be going to the Eden club and the Soi 7 Biergarten, its supposed to be good! I am booked for two nights, however I may just stay the one night and then F off to Pattaya. Yes I will be mongering, but solo, it should prove interesting. I have booked a deluxe room if that means its better. I am also taking this Dr Love tour of the night life in Soi Cowboy, Patpong etc. I will not be staying more than two nights in Bangkok, as I am longing to see Pattaya, I mean Mongering the girls!! David

I am to be in Bangkok in July, and I am booked into the Nana hotel for two nights before heading to Pattaya. Is it really that bad? I just want to get over the jet lag and rest before heading off to Pattaya! David

PENDING MARRIAGE My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car

Jerusalem, A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane in a very slow fashion, she approached him for an interview. "I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" "For about 60 years." "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?" "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship." "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?" "Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall."

bloody hilarious, great job

Talking Dog for Sale A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says. "Ten dollars!?! This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of th! e car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says.. "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."

Went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, CathyJean , took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table: a Tube of K-Y jelly; a rubber glove; and a beer. When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?" At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse....... Darn it CathyJean !!!!!!!!!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT"

Thanks for all the tips and suggestions, its much appreciated. I did look at China Air, but the connections were too long. With Eva and the Evergreen I connect in 2.5 hours, and from Bangkok to China its Elite class, so I may be able to get some sleep. Last time I went was three years ago, and I could not sleep, boy was I tired, even to tired to look at the girls. This time I hope it will be different. Thanks Braveheart for leaving some beer and a few girls for me, If I see them walking bowlegged, I will know that you were with with them So now to choose the hotels in Bangkok and Pattaya, after so long in the plane I will need to sleep more than anything else. Yes I know its a waste of time but I have to recharge before I let loose. Once again thank you for your help, looking forward to meeting some of you face to face at Cherry bar or FLB. David

Thanks for the suggestions, however I booked my trip from Vancouver on Eva Evergreen Deluxe, leaving July 8th and coming back July 30. My brother was kind enough to let me use 100,000 points and I just have to pay him $1000.00 Canadian..yeha!! So.. if any of you are around pattaya in this time period I would like to sahre a beer, as I will be alone. Never been so far away and alone, a little freaked out about that. Cheers David

I wanted to book with Eva Air Evergreen Deluxe leaving Vancouver July 7th or 8th. My quoted price is 2300.00, I just about shit when I heard that. Does anyone know of a much cheaper flight from Vancouver to Bangkok in July. It seems if I fly out of LAX or Seattle it becomes way cheaper. However as this flight will be long as it is, I would just like to fly out of Vancouver. Fellows Canucks help me!!!!!!!!!! Please

Thanks for your help and suggestions. Maybe I will try them both!!!

Hello all: I am planning to be in LOS in July for about three weeks. I have only been to LOS one time and that was 3 years ago. I stayed at the Sunshine on Soi 8 and I thought it was ok. However this time I would like a room without all the noise from the bars and a gym in which to work out at, and the Areca has a gym and a breakfast. I will be traveling alone this time and I would like to be comfortable. The reason I like the Flipper is because of the pool and the in room massage, so if I could ask, which would be the best in your opinion? I also like soi 8 and intend on being in the cherry bar many times as well as FLB. A relative newbie is asking for help. Thank you in advance. David

I stayed at the Sunshine 3 years ago in the new wing 8 or 9th floor, nice view, no noise, but I was thinking about the Flipper Lodge on Soi 8, which hotel in your opinion is better, as I have not been to the Flipper, I do like the looks of the pool, and the in room massage is a bonus too.