ukpunter

One of the great things being an expat is you done get bombarded with UK soaps, just the Nat Geo and Discovory repeats repeats repeats!!!!!! Imagen my discuss at my brother, we were both working in Denmark and he'd been home on leave. Went round his apartment for dinner and to watch some tapes he'd brought back from the UK and been on about them all day at work. A f-king month of Coranation ST and Albert sodding Sq!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For those poor sods who still have to push shopping carts round Tesco's and Walmart what ever add a little spice to your life. take something out of the trolly whens shes not looking and dump it on a shelf, a bit further along bung in something realy stupid and totally denighe all at the checkout. Went shopping with my ex to buy stuff for my granddaughter christening, she tried to do the I load you push routine, so I let her load all the snack items but boy you should have seen me go to town in the beer & wine dept!!!!!! The best bit was at the checkout when 3 gross of extra large condoms, giant size KY Jelly and sun tan lotion trundled down the belt. In a very loud voice I announced I had a stop over in BKK on the way back.

I used the Dynasty Resort on most of my trips to Pattaya but fancied giving the Inn on Soi 13 a try, as its a bit nearer the action. So have booked it for my June trip. Just heard from a M8 that he'd heard complaints that theres a lot of construction noise coming from a site right next door to the Dynasty Inn hotel. Has anyone stayed at the Inn and how is the noise? I tend to party most of the night and catch my ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZs during the day.

Will be on the bus 23rd June, staying at the Inn till 27th. This will be my first time there all other trips have stayed at the resort. I'm easly reconised as I'm f-king old got a barrel where the 6 pack used to be, wear day glow singlets long shorts, shepherd tarten socks and sandels. Oh yes and have one or two cuties hanging off my arms. Isn't it wonderfull what money can do, saves all that gyme rubbish. So if your around and dont mind being shown up, I wouldn't mind having a few slurps with ya. UKP.

They were offering a deal from Taipei there home port to BKK Deluxe @ B8290 till 10th June on limited number of seats, saw it on there web site took 10 mins to check my diary logged back in 'gone'. So now I'm paying B12200 for ecom, will upgrade with airmiles UKP..

In which establishment do we find the lovely Miss Hot Cocoa and her sister Miss Water Bottle?

I chatted to an airline check in girl about this very problem (the computers were down) She said they leave the center seat of three free to they really need to start filling them, fatties are put in the aisle and window seat so having a bit of elbow room and they mark em up with an 'F' so the other clerks will know. This will only work well on non stop flights as they have little or no control over other airport check in staff especialy if they are agents. But be wary if you are a pain in the arse at checkin your gunna get stuffed. UKP.

Steptoe, You can travel down from BKK free aboard the Dynasty Inn mini bus, just have to book and pay for two nights at the Inn or Resort hotels. There about B980 per night real nice very clean hotels guest friendly both have pools. The return trip will cost about B340. You will have to get from the airport to Suk Soi 4 your own way. UKP.

This info is going to be about 5 years old as I have not done any euro travelling in that time. I used to live in Folkstone on the South Coast and for an afternoons entertainment used to take the jet foil across to France. The drill was to purchase your full duty free allowance at Folkstone, carry the spirits onboard the cases of beer would be trucked onto the car deck. Walk ashore in France and go through the french duty free and purchase the full allowance again, again the beer would be loaded abourd for you. Go back aboard for the return trip and collected your beer at Folkstone. EEC rules allows you to purchase your full duty free allowance at every Border crossing or port and take it all back to your home EEC country. The van loads of booz seen coming through the South Coast ports is bought at the lower than UK VAT tariffs of France, Holland etc. These purchases are not for resale hence the 'wedding party' excuse. The UK customs are onto this and will ask date of the wedding, guest list etc to be produced, the van and load can be impounded waiting for the evidence to be provided. There will be a pound fee charged for the time the van is there. The local police also take an interest in overloaded vehicles, coaches being a favorite there are weigh stations on both Motorways leading from the ports. I did the run for my daughters wedding and had no trouble at all, I carried paperwork to cover the purchases, orders to caterers, marquee suppliers etc., these were not needed as a drinking pal customs officer was on duty when I came through and knew all about the wedding plans. I hope this usefull to you, regards UKP.