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This coming Friday it's our joint b'day party at Catz and if previous form is anything to go by, it'll be the best party of the year. : : There'll be loads of quality food on offer (from around 8.30) and shitload of fun to be had - especially later as the girls tend to get "in the mood" for this one, assisted by copious quantities of Mexico's finest. (ok - maybe not finest ) Here's a few pics I've dug up from parties gone by to whet a few appetites. Quality a bit iffy. Hope to see you there. Cheers Pie

It's the annual Catz Open golf tourney tomorrow, Thursday, with a party held in the bar afterwards. All are welcome - you don't have to be a golfer to join the party. There's be the usual sacrificial pig, steak and kidney and cottage pies from Bob Palmer's, sausages, tandoori chicken, coleslaw, home-made potato salad and garlic bread on offer from around 8.30pm. Hope to see you there if you are in town. Cheers Pie

I think Stickman covered it pretty well.......... Catz A Gogo in Pattaya (Soi 16, Walking Street) is holding its 2nd anniversary bash next Saturday, 3rd November. The two 'R's (Robin and Robert) are laying on a special spread so you'd be advised to have a light lunch! There'll be drink freebies as a way of saying thanks to all their loyal customers of the past two years. If the free food and the party atmosphere doesn't do it for you then be aware Catz has seen a major influx of cute girls recently and has also introduced several new shows - so if you are in the area don't miss out on what promises to be a very special night. Here's a few pics (sorry about the quality - cellphone pics) of the girls in their uniform from one of the new shows, the "Air Hostess Fashion Show"........... I'll just add that the food will be served arounc 8.30. It promises to be a cracking night - hope to see you there. Cheers Pie

I tend not to notice the other guys but the staff usually help me. Cheers Pie P.S. Wish you could have made it............

I know a fellow countryman (make that woman) of yours who ain't gonna to be all that thrilled when I cancel tomorrow night's bridge - the email declaring such I'll get round to immediately after correcting all my pissed up spelling mistakes in the earlier post. I should have "retired" in the Lake District. Cheers Pie

It's short notice I know but for those few who read this then it's going to be a blast............ About 2 hours ago Alan decided to throw a party at CATZ-a-gogo tomorrow night. I'm left to pick up the pieces. The bullet points are these............ 1) Pig roast, loads of Bob Palmer's excellent pies, top notch sausages as well as the usual salads/garlic breads etc PLUS several Kilos of Australian Striploin. 2) ALL drinks ALL night (sponsored by Alan) are 2 for 1 (excluding only lady drinks). Beers, top shelf booze or cocktails - you name it - doesn't matter. They are ALL 2-4-1 ALL night. So, allowing for the 2-4-1 a beer is 55B, a draft 32.5B, a JWB/JD coke 65B etc, etc. 3) Barfines after 0130 are precisely 100B, yep that's 100B. There's gonna be all kinds of other freebies as well but it's getting late, the above is enough to be going on with for now. See you there !!!!! Cheers Pie

No B52 for that - any other offers ? Cheers Pie

Some more pics from the party with a few other random shots downloaded from my phone. Many thanks to Doggie and Derek, plus all who attended, for a top, top night. The birthday boy..... A couple of the usual supects..... Don't think that either the "18" on the cake or the number of candles were related to the b'day..... Bits of the cake went astray......... BigKev (trip 3 of 3 There ya go Bazz.... Finally - a quiz. Who do these belong to ?? Cheers Pie

Pair o' cunts. I was wondering who'd be the first. Tom wasn't amongst the favourites but it wasn't too much of a surprise to see mm chirping in. Bad news....... Charged the battery (always tricky to remember) but then got into a tizz by getting behind with the garlic bread etc and forgot the camera. Nothing new there then eh ? Good news....... Took quite a few on the phone and will "process" them on Wednesday night. Now go fuck yourselves. Cheers Pie President, Customer Care & PR

Doggie and Derek are celebrating jointly hitting the 100 mark with a birthday party at CATZ this coming Friday. If last year's bash is anything to go by, this will be a good one. + = Some top notch grub is being laid on. In addition to the traditional pig and Bob's cottage/steak and kidney pies, there's bangers (sausages to the non-brits), tandoori chicken, home-made potato salad, coleslaw and garlic bread. It should be a cracker with a few "special" acts at certain points during the evening. With a bit of luck Doggie might even treat us to his "midnight special" like last year. Hope to see you there. Cheers Pie

Many thanks to Alan for hosting another fantastic party. A top night further enhanced by Bill's jellies which, as usual, went down very well - and very quickly. Here's a few pics of the night's festivities......... Thanks to all that were there......... Cheers Pie

Jeez - you're always the first on my case. The good news is I've resized them and now just have to upload/post. All being well, that'll be tomorrow night. Good enough ? Nah, don't answer that............ Cheers Pie

Alan's back in town and is throwing a party at CATZ (Covent Garden, Walking Street Soi 16) this coming Saturday 25th August. The last one was an absolute blast with some very merry and playful staff (especially later on as the shooters/jellies hit home). This should be another cracker. Alan is laying on the roast pig, pies from Bob's as well as home-made potato salad and hot garlic bread. We're doing our bit by giving away a FREE tequila or B52 with every drink ordered - all night. The fun starts at 8pm - hope to see you there. Edit - ** STOP PRESS ** Bill (aka Volsfan) is back in town and has promised to make a shedload of his by now infamous jellies which he will dish out to all and sundry. For the uninitiated they come in a variety of flavours including orange/pineapple/blackcurrant/pina colada and the abstemious amongst us should avoid them as, on past history, they'll be well and truly laced. Cheers Pie

'Tis a shame. 6-9 months ago they were excellent. Their Cornish were good as were the Meat and Potato as well as my personal favourite of theirs, the Cheese and Onion. The quality has indubitably delcined though. I'm guessing that either they are using cheaper products, have someone else making them or, most likely, they tried like fuck when they first started but have since lost interest. I'd have one (of some variety or other) a week a while back and take it home, warm it up in the oven and make the chips, mushies and gravy to go with it because they were the best pies in Pattaya for a while. Sadly, they ain't now. Cheers Pie

Ahh, ye of little faith. Posted about an hour or so ago. There's even two of you Damon - I'm sure you'll be thrilled. Cheers Pie

I've got about 3-4 months worth of assorted photos that I'm almost through resizing etc. I'm going away for a few days tomorrow but when I get back I'll finish them off and do a pic post - honest. Cheers Pie

Well, you didn't seem in that bad a shape tonight china, unlike some poor SOBs that had done the full course. See you tomorrow then................. Cheers Pie

Alan, a BM but not known to many, breezed (or maybe typhooned) back into town tonight and as a result of his apalling antics I am typing this with one eye open. However, rather than post it tomorrow, when my typing skills may have magically returned, I thought it better to give all a bit of notice regarding Saturday's events. 'Tis Alan's birthday party. Firstly, there'll be a succulent pig on sacrifice from 8.30 onwards, complimented by various pies from Bob Palmer's (incl. steak and kidney/cottage) and some home made (i.e yours truly) additions to include potato salad/coleslaw/garlic bread. Alan is laying on the food, but wait, for there is more......... For every customer that orders any drink after 10pm there comes with it a FREE shooter of your choosing - B52, Tequila, Sambuca, you name it - it's on Alan. This applies to the first 100 customers to order a drink after 10pm. Last but not least, all barfines after midnight come with 4 free B52 shakes - again courtesy of Alan - just to get you or your chosen one in the mood. There are a few other things planned that are likely to raise the roof even further - not to be advertised here though. Another legendary night at CATZ is more than likely. Cheers Pie

Steve, Your absence will be felt by all as much as by your good self. Moby, Well spotted (and thanks) - had you been unfortunate enough to be in Catz on Friday night then you would have applauded me for getting the effing month right. Cheers Pie

After the Catz golf tournament on Monday there's a party in the bar starting 8pm. All welcome - you don't have to be a golfer. A 40Kg pig will be sacrificed and there's cottage/steak and kidney pies from Bob Palmers plus potato salds/coleslaw etc. Food from around 8.30. If you are in town do drop by as in addition to the free food we've taken on lots of new girls in the last couple of weeks and quite a few of them are very easy on the eye. Cheers Pie

Steve has caught us on the hop with the late announcement of his party at CATZ. He's throwing on a "pig", assorted pies/bangers and mash from Bob Palmers as well as Thai food for the gilrs/guests. Knowing Steve, this will be a good one - all welcome. If you are around, do drop by for one or two. Cheers Pie

Jerry, Without wishing to step on Dave's toes to whom your question was addressed might I say that 3 simple words cover the change from the 500 baht BF days (and bear in mind that was the norm in gogo bars 10+, yes 10+, years ago) and the then plentiful supply of attractive girls in the gogo bars. Cellphones, Internet, Sponsors. Attitudes have disappeared south too, and will continue thus. Your biggest problem, even with a gogo girl then, was getting rid of her in the morning or trying to shower alone so you could have a good fart in privacy. Now it's somewhat different. Cheers Pie FWIW- whilst all gogos charged 500 Bt at the time the average bar beer BF in 1995 was 120Bt - it's recently moved up from 200 (widely available as little, or less than, 2 years ago) to 250-300 with some Soi 2/3 bars currently getting away with charging 400-500, I hear.

This is a duplicate post from the one in the Member's bar, the reasons for which are explained below. Martin and I were having a discussion the other night in Catz about how many people visit this section and would see party pics here as opposed to if they were posted in the main section. Thus he and I agreed that it would make an interesting experiment to see what the click ratio was between the two posts. So I/we apologise now if you've wasted a bit of time but it's all about trying to make the board better for all. On with the post........... Many thanks to Mirkwood and those who could make it for a blinding night. A lot of fun was had by all and Mirky deserves a special round of applause for his "midnight show". As usual, I took far less photos than I should have done but here are some of those that I can post............(with Martin's permission I might add ) Who's that lurking behing Tesco and Daz ? - Are you watching Mick ? A couple of local "celebs" Mirks (on the left) with some of his mates Some nutter with "big tits", the new showgirl Another for Mick The oft unsung heroes of busy nights The usual suspects Alan with (for me) Pattaya's No 1 service girl - if I could clone her I would Mirky's midnight show.......... Sadly, I can't post the rest of them but let's just say we had to choose girls that hadn't just been out for som tam. Cheers Pie

Many, many thanks to those that could make it for one of the best nights I've ever had. A remarkable turnout and a shedload of fun - almost made it worthwhile to hit the half-century. What follows is mainly a pictorial with a few comments here and there. There are so many more photos I'd love to post from when the REAL fun started around 12.30. Strangeluv and Ruskiehat borrowed my camera and put it to very good use later in the evening but in today's Pattaya website world - unlike years gone by - it's no longer an option to post them sadly. Anyway - here's a selection of the sanitised ones for those that couldn't be there.......... No-one went hungry...... A terrific turnout...... No. 59 is good to go...... A familiar face to some...... A familiar face to more than a few BM's Look mate...... Shut the fuck up...... Smiling for two...... (sorry Doggie ) Steveo having another lousy night...... The other half of the Dhaka Dongers...... Spillage alert...... Legs-R-us Thanks again to all for a TOP night. Cheers Pie