bangkoknick

So i turned up at the arranged bar and got myself a cold bud and was watching the Man U v Spurs game and then on the dot of 5.30 my 'blind date' Cheri turned up. Not a stunner but turned out to be 'nice', but a bit mumsy. So we stayed in that bar for a while getting on well, chatting loads about this and that as you do and then walked across the mall to T.G.I Friday's where we sat at the bar till about 10pm drinking more booze and still getting on o.k. but i was eyeing up loads of hot honey's that were scattered around the bar, there was some crackers in there, typical! Then i suggest we go somewhere else, i fancied some music and looking at some more 'younger' girls, The guy in the sorting office said she was 40, but it turns out she is actually 44, got two kids and one of them is a 20 year old daughter, lovely jubly i'm thinking, Always fancied a mother and daughter expierience. Anyway so off we go in a taxi up to Bexleyheath (£22.50) to a pub/club that I like and we stayed in there till the end which was 1am'ish. Loads of fit pussy in there, it was stacked with superb eye candy, by this time were having a little bit of cuddling and maybe some kissing but i'm not sure. But definatley both As i said left at the end and could we get a cab, could we bollocks so it's not that far and we walked, (staggered) home and the plan was to call her a taxi from mine, that however did not happen. Got in and went straight up to my sex pit being as quiet as possible as me Mum & Dad are asleep in the next bedroom!! Stripped off down to me sexy pants and she was down to a tiny black G-string and a white 'padded' bra as her tits are like a couple of fried eggs, apparently unlike her daughters which gave little nick no excuses to rise to the occasion. I had a little grope but i think we both just fell asleep. So up i wake at about 8'ish and little nick has got the old morning glory so i grab her hand and get her to start giving me a wank, she's done that before!! Then i try and get my finger in her tight but hairy hole, it took a while to get her wet but once the floodgates had opened we were well away. I tried to roll on top and put the little fella in but she wasn't having any of that just kept banging on about me M & D next door. To be honest i was so horny and i haven't had a bunk up since i left Thailand and i would of probably shot me load on the first stroke, so i settled for another wank and shot all me cream over me head and up the wall, there was gallons of it, lovely she said, and i was thinking why couldn't she of swallowed it instead. Layed in bed for a while showing her all my Thailand photo's including all of my girlie photo's as i thought why not i ain't going back for seconds, once was o.k. twice would probably be an uphill struggle, unless her daughter was in the sack too!!. So got dressed still stinking of cum, straight out the door, in the car and drove her home, on the way i'm getting it in the ear already, your not gonna text me anymore are you?? or call me?? And i'm thinking yeah your right there love, but i smile and say of coarse i'm going to text you and call you, she lent over for another kiss but she only got a peck on the cheek and she was out. So overall a good night out chating a lot and drinking loads, great dance music and lots of terrific eye candy everywhere apart from straight in front of me!! Nice enough lady but not for me.

A little two part story about a blind date i went on last night, This is cut & pasted from my personal e-mail sent items so some of the wording might not make complete sense to any of you who are not from the uk but just have read of my exploits. So Cilla turned around and said to me, 'So Nick will it be number one, two or three? & I said it is going to have to be number.............. On Thursday morning i went into a sorting office on my round just as i would of not thinking that anything like this was about to happen. One of the postie's in there who i know a little bit asked me if i was 'attached' or was i single, so i said yeah i'm single, why? He said that one of the girls who works in there had seen me driving around town and was interested in getting to know me, so he gave me her number and i asked him how old she was to which he said she is 40, seperated etc, etc, So i text her thursday night and in the end we must of text each other about twenty times, she has told me she is 5.5 and has brunette hair and goes to the gym everyday!, but as for looks and body, that will be a surprise. I'm meeting her at a bar over at the Bluewater shopping mall, at 5.30pm and i guess we will see what we see, stay tuned for tomorrow's update of tonights events.

It is a pronounciation joke, "There his lambs", got it now.

sorry, network break down with this link. Bangkoknick.

Oh Christ almighty, Jesus - I will survive

Very good, plus i got a free lesson in german subtitles,

Arriving in Pattaya again next week for another fun time and was wondering if some of you guys could give me a few pointers for where to buy good quality jeans, looking for 501's, Armarni's or such like. Cheers, BN.

COULD BE ANOTHER BEST SELLER ALONG WITH BUDWEISER at 'ANAL'-HUSER BUSCH, !!

Hello to everybody at pattaya pages! This is my first posting so bare with me. I've been to pattaya ten times now over the last 4 years at many different times throughout the year but never at Christmas. I am usually a regular flier on thai airways but am interested to locate any good agents for cheap flight tickets for this time of the year as i know that it is the most expensive time to travel. Any good contacts? I would still however prefer direct flights only. Cheers people, Bangkoknick