Teilo

Returning to LOS after a 5 year hiatus..... Thai Heathrow to Bangkok return Nov - Dec £500 !!!!....done deal...was sorting through my docs from last trip Aug 2010...Thai Heathrow to Bangkok return £802....Bonus you get to book seats on booking now not 24 hours before departure..... on the load out diagram, there is a single seat between the central 4 seats and the window seats...those the seats I booked there and back :) :).....3 months 12 days until paradise !!!!!!!!! Plus its the New A380 !!!....:) :) :)

I've just booked Taxi with mr Toom I'm arriving from UK about 15-00 hrs.... Eva Air if anyone wants to share taxi send me a PM

On the strength of all the positive things I have read about Mr Tooms Taxi service, I e-mailed him with my arrival date and time.. Within 2 hours Mr Toom had replied confirming booking. I will e-mail him again just prior to flight day...just to re-confirm..I sure that I don't need to.. But I live in a world were you can't even be sure that a taxi you book the night before will, actually arrive. will let you know how it goes...but not anticipating any probs

Q: What's pink and hard? A: A pig with a flick knife. Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused. Q: Why do seagulls have wings? A: To beat the gypsies to the tip. Q: Why did god invent alcohol? A: So fat women can get laid too. Q. How do you get three little old ladies to say the "F" word? A. Have a fourth one yell "Bingo!" Q: What do you get if you cross a pit bull with a hooker? A: Your last blow job. Q: Why did god create women? A: Because dogs can't get beer out the fridge. Q: What's 100 yards long and smells of piss? A: The Post

Pfizer have also announced that they have formulated Viagra for use by Women they going to call it...... Niagra

wow that was some fish !!!

ROFL

Some short and sweet, fast and furious one liners... hope you enjoy Q whats the definition of making love ? A its what a Woman does when a Mans Fucking her Q why do scotsmen wear kilts ? A Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away Q whats a mans idea of foreplay ? A 1 hour of begging Q what do you call a Lesbian with thick fingers ? A Well hung Q what do you call a scouser in a white shell suit ? A The Bride Q what do you get if you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic ? A A man who lies awake at night, wondering if there really is a dog Q what