Last summer golfer Tom met a woman in Pattaya

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Last summer Tom met a woman in Pattaya while on vacation and fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship.

 

"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Tom said to his lady friend. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now."

 

"Well, if we're being honest with each other, here goes," she replied. "I'm a hooker." "I see, Tom replied, and was quiet for a moment.

Then he added,

 

"You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists

straight."

 

 

Cheers

Duece

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Did i say that??. Hmmm.... I think i have seen hear before.

But this one from the first Cup. Whit thanks from the US.

[doghaus 4]

Suprice

 

Will you be joining us this year for the Cup? Europe needs you!

 

Best wishes.

 

Doghaus

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One for Doggy

 

Doggy hits his ball into the rough. After searching for several minutes, he finally locates it, sitting right on top of a large anthill. He squares up, takes a big swing--missing the ball completely. Hundreds of innocent ants die. He steps back, swings again--and misses, killing even more ants.

 

The ball is still sitting there: but by now, the ants are panicking. As they are scurrying in every direction, one ant finally has an idea.

"Follow me,"

she shouts authoritatively.

"OK,"

said another ant,

"but where are we going?"

The first ant points to the golf ball in front of them and says,

"It's obvious if we don't get on the ball, we're all going to die!"

 

 

Only kidding Doggy I know you played well on the South American tour

 

Hope you can make it this year Tom, and hope you back fit again.

 

Cheers

Duece

 

"Is that my friend in the bunker, or is the bastard on the green!"

Edited July 9, 2005 by duece

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Stevo was nearing the end of a particularly trying round of golf, during which the Stevo had hit numerous fat shots, he said in frustration to his caddy, "I'd move heaven and earth to break a hundred on this course." "Try heaven," said the caddy. "You've already moved most of the earth."

 

Pieman and BigKev were at the 1st green when Pieman noticed that BigKev had a new putter, Pie asked “ why the new putter”? bigkev said “the other one did'nt float” .

 

Cheers

Duece