This is from an actual trial in the UK

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A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she

noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account

of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She

moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing.............

 

She had him arrested.

 

Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted

in such a manner.

 

His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she

was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon:

The Gold Dust Twins'.

 

I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving

advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.

 

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an dvertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this ccident.'

 

The case was dismissed.........!!!!!!!!

 

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[WoodyAmsterdam 0]

 

I will send you the bill for a new keyboard later. It's now covered in snot...

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