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You said it. It would been better if it was a woman in the picture instead of a little girl. At least, I wouldn't feel so damn guilty for laughing so hard.

Now it makes sense thank you. #23 - Since the toilet seat is broken they can't get a reception to BBC2. Does UK use toilet seat as an antenna?

Only thing that I didn't get was #23. What's BBC2? Otherwise, it was funny as hell.

Good one Otherway. You're sure to go to hell now.

You hit the nail on the head.

It's so true.

Very creative writing skills, Rambo. Thanks.

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At each of the houses along his route, he was met with congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts. At the final house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where they had a most passionate liaison. Afterwards, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, but what's the dollar for?" Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, " Screw him.......give him a dollar." The blonde then blushed and said, "The breakfast was my idea."

I reckon other alias are Tengonoshow, Tengodoodoo, TengoNoTengo....

Wally, I suggest you bank with different bank since most bank don't charge ATM fees for using other bank's ATM other than charges for other bank's ATM. I have one of the banks like that so when I go to LOS, I transfer my money into ATM cards that I know won't charge me any fees for withdraw from non-bank's ATM. Matter of fact, if you shop around, you'll find banks they would reimburse you for the ATM fees that other banks charge.

None of the ATM machines in Thailand charges ATM fees. Is it that I was lucky? Nope, I think not. You can use any ATM card and Thailand banks' ATM machines do not charge ATM fees.

For a Thai girl, she's very educated.

You hit the nail on the head. In the western culture, we have landfills filled with stuff that in Thailand or other developing countries would recycle and reuse. Perhaps, that's one of the reasons that dollar against dropping. I would love to retire in Thailand like some of your guys. But I know too well that I have to plan for unexpected as well and expected expenses. Hopefully, LOS remain the same for next 10 years when I'll be living there on my semi-retirement 6 months out of the year.

Greens looks great! Perhaps, I should bring my clubs. Playing couple rounds in Honolulu was great but caddie in Pattaya looks 1000% better. Not to mention the club house activities.

Now you tell me