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You said it. It would been better if it was a woman in the picture instead of a little girl. At least, I wouldn't feel so damn guilty for laughing so hard.

Now it makes sense thank you. #23 - Since the toilet seat is broken they can't get a reception to BBC2. Does UK use toilet seat as an antenna?

Only thing that I didn't get was #23. What's BBC2? Otherwise, it was funny as hell.

Good one Otherway. You're sure to go to hell now.

You hit the nail on the head.

It's so true.

Very creative writing skills, Rambo. Thanks.

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At each of the houses along his route, he was met with congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts. At the final house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where they had a most passionate liaison. Afterwards, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, but what's the dollar for?" Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, " Screw him.......give him a dollar." The blonde then blushed and said, "The breakfast was my idea."

I reckon other alias are Tengonoshow, Tengodoodoo, TengoNoTengo....

Wally, I suggest you bank with different bank since most bank don't charge ATM fees for using other bank's ATM other than charges for other bank's ATM. I have one of the banks like that so when I go to LOS, I transfer my money into ATM cards that I know won't charge me any fees for withdraw from non-bank's ATM. Matter of fact, if you shop around, you'll find banks they would reimburse you for the ATM fees that other banks charge.

None of the ATM machines in Thailand charges ATM fees. Is it that I was lucky? Nope, I think not. You can use any ATM card and Thailand banks' ATM machines do not charge ATM fees.

For a Thai girl, she's very educated.

You hit the nail on the head. In the western culture, we have landfills filled with stuff that in Thailand or other developing countries would recycle and reuse. Perhaps, that's one of the reasons that dollar against dropping. I would love to retire in Thailand like some of your guys. But I know too well that I have to plan for unexpected as well and expected expenses. Hopefully, LOS remain the same for next 10 years when I'll be living there on my semi-retirement 6 months out of the year.

Greens looks great! Perhaps, I should bring my clubs. Playing couple rounds in Honolulu was great but caddie in Pattaya looks 1000% better. Not to mention the club house activities.

Now you tell me

Thanks, Ting-Tong. I will.

Have Fun Ting-Tong. I envy you. Give couple good shove on my behalf.

That seemed to be your defense when you get angry. newbie fuckwad, never been to Thailand. Just because you been to LOS longer than newbie doesn't mean you know everything. People are same wherever you go. Trust me.

Step one is the anesthesia. A local. Now the problem with locals is delivery. How does your dentist get you numb? That's right, a shot. Turns out they make some sort of special ball sack novicane. And they deliver it with, you guessed it, a needle. And the shot to prevent *pain* is given to you, not in a vein in your leg, not in a vein in your groin. No, the needle get stuck right into your ballsack. And not just into the ballsack, but into your ball. Yes, you heard me correctly. Right in the ball. And the doctor actually says, "You may feel a pinch." Really? A pinch? Who the Fuck used to pinch you doc? A fucking gorilla with fucking vice grips? And one shot is not sufficient. You get five. And not a quick in and out, no it's the old, "I've stuck the needle there and I must slowly release the ball sack novicane while wiggling the needle back and forth." It feels like brain freeze to the tenth power in your ball. It makes you want to vomit and cry all at the same time. Then they start on your other ball. Seems that part of the pain management is to inflict such severe pain during the administration of the anesthesia that really you wouldn't notice just about anything else they did. Just about... So this was supposed to be a special type of vasectomy- no scalpel. In fact, his brochure said something about lasers (I like lasers). Turns out there are no lasers. And there's no scalpel because he just jams a big ass pair of pointed forceps directly into your scrotum, making a puncture wound, grabbing the sperm tubes and pulling them out through the hole. But it's OK, because you're under a local anesthetic. And never fucking have to pay another child support.

I felt same way. Only thing that was pain in the ass was shaving my balls before the operation. I opted to shave myself. Pain from nicks and cuts was more painful than operation it self. I got mine done in the morning and spent the afternoon in the bar trying to pickup a barfly. Before I start taking antibiotics, I wanted to gets few drinks in me.

I never thought I had a big dick not after I started watching porn. But that's unreal. No wonder some guys preferred GREEK.

Suitcase, have you tried whistling yet? You should try that so your car will open since your car's remote is in different frequency.

That's why I only drink bottle beer.

You should have posted on Thanksgiving. It would reminded us about giving thanks to our friends and family. Also, to BGs, GGGs, and BMs.

I'm sure that information is also helpful to Suitcase.