True Tengotodo Trip Report (well almost)

[norrie 0]

Tengo

 

Hope you take this in the humourous way that it is meant.

 

DAY 1

 

Arrive Pattaya. Can't go out today. The van carrying the answers to all my previously posted questions is still being gone through by customs and will not arrive until tomorrow. Luckily the customs people work 25 hours a day and so they may be finished by then.

 

DAY 2

 

Can't go out today. Where on earth did I put that hotel room key

 

DAY 3

Nearly went out today. Wanted to go to FLB but couldn't find the posts about how to use the new white board.

 

DAY 4

At last I can start my trip proper. Tried to impress my new girlfriend by taking her on a romantic rowing trip to Kho Lan. Unfortunately s/he turned out to be a nasty ladyboy who spiked my drink and very cleverly hid the oars in my shoe.

 

DAY 5

 

Over to you guys ...

[Aussie_20 0]

Some funny stuff.

[Tengotodo 52]

for that most unpleasant slight I may not tell you of what happened to me on SOI 6 in Trinity Arch Bar during my first night in Pattaya.

[ashboy 22]

for that most unpleasant slight I may not tell you of what happened to me on SOI 6 in Trinity Arch Bar during my first night in Pattaya.

That's a threat?

[Agent Orange 1]

Day 5

Found a pair of ladyboy shoes in my safe & a hotel key up my bum.

 

Day 6

Police came round with a pizza & stocked up my minibar. Under the bed I discovered a candlestick, a piece of rope & a gun.....

[guido13 0]

The only way to deal with trolls is to limit your reaction to reminding others not to respond to trolls.

 

When you try to reason with a troll, he wins. When you insult a troll, he wins. When you scream at a troll, he wins. The only thing that trolls can't handle is being ignored.

 

Guido

[ALANPEN 0]

Day 7

Met a nice lady on Soi 6 and took her to the gold shop and out to Lobster Pot for dinner.

 

Day 8

Had long talk with my new girlfriend and discovered her mother is very sick so I gave her my remaining baht for medical bills.

 

Day 9

Asked new girlfriend to marry me.

 

Day 10....

[MM 6,562]

moved to Funnies section

[short 215]

3 years later

 

Found lost thread. Can continue posting trip report.