The Bull Balloon Bursts

[screamingreels]

Last year I was fishing at Pattaya Fishing Park(using my own gear)when this English guy acc. by his stunning TG arrived,he knew I was a Brit(by the gear)his first words were"You'll recognise me,I hold this and that Record,I've won this and that".That went in 1 ear and out the other!The fishing in this place is a piece of p*** and at the end of the session I had a few Mekongs to 20kg.This Dickhead had caught Jack all day,on leaving I couldn't resist giving him both Barrels,the look on his face will be with me until I shuffle off this Mortal Coil,mind you she really was STUNNING,Lucky in love,crap at Fishing.

Don't you love it when the Underdog wins ?

[Eneukman]

Guy sounds like a total to me.

 

Alan

[bracken]

ur a pratt :

[screamingreels]

Bracken, was it you?

I'll show you how to catch Fish if you tell me how to catch a Woman like her !!!!

[monkeyman]

he knew I was a Brit(by the gear)

Trousers legs rolled up and knotted hanky on the head?

[screamingreels]

I think not ! being a grizzled Yorkie Trucker,the knotted hankie just doesn't suit me,maybe better to flash the Tetley Beer Belly and hope for the best !