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Elton and David spent the whole week of their honeymoon in bed having sex.

 

On the Sunday Elton says to David, " I'm just going to the shop, don't you be having a wank while I am away".

When Elton returned there was cum all over the walls and ceiling.

 

Elton said, "I told you not to wank while I was away "

David said, " I didn't, I farted"

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