Old Timer

[soi unwise]

A bloke is out walking his dog in the park.A lovely sunny day,kids playing and feeding the ducks,cricket on the green.Lovers taking a picnic.

He takes a rest on a bench and notices the old guy on the end is crying his eyes out.After 10 minutes of bawling like a baby he can take no more and asks the old guy whats wrong.

Well,he sobs his reply.

I am 96 years old.

My wife is 21.Blonde,big blue eyes,massive breasts,long athletic legs.

Every time I walk through the door she is waiting for me in a nurses uniform.

She showers me gently.

Leads me to the bedroom and we have the most mind blowing sex for two hours.She takes charge and does everything I desire in bed.

When we are finished she showers me again ( is there some bargirl in her ? )

Then she cooks me the biggest steak you could imagine and when that is done she massages me untill I drift off into a very very satisfied sleep.

 

Well says the doggie man,seems like you have a life millions would kill for.

I agree,says the old timer.

Well why are you so sad ??

 

Because I'm fucked if I can remember where I live !!!!!!