One liners

[Braveheart 0]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A. A mosquito quits sucking when you smack it.

 

Q. What's the best thing about a blow job from an Ethiopian woman?

A. You know she'll swallow.

 

Q. How is a pussy like a grapefruit?

A. The best ones squirt when you eat them.

 

Q. What's the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales?

A. White fairy tales starts, "Once upon a time....."; Black fairy tales start, "Yo, you motherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit....."

 

Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

A. No one to talk to during orgasm.

 

Q. What's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth?

A. Einstein's cock.

 

Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?

A. A mechanic!

 

Q. What's the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest?

A. Acne will usually not come on a kid's face until around 13 or 14 years

of age.

 

Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

A. Marry it!

 

Q. Why does the bride always wear white?

A. Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and

refrigerator.