Glasgow Bohemian Rhapsody

[stewieg 1]

 

>Subject: Alternative Bohemian Rhapsody

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> >Bohemian Rhapsody - Glasgow Version

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> >Is this the real life, is it the methodone?

> >Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?

> >Open yer wine an talk wi a whine like me.

> >Um just a weeji, gie us yer Sunny D.

> >Cos I ' ll chib yer pal, rip yer Da; slash yer dug, ride yer ma!

> >Any way the Clyde flows Disnae really mater tae me......tae me.

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> >Haw Maw, just chibbed some bam,

> >Buckie bottle tae the heid,

> >An noo the f*ckers deid!

> >Haw Maw, Um just oan parole,

> >An noo a`m headin back tae Barlineeeee....

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> >Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh,

> >Never meant tae steal yer purse,

> >But if um no fu 'o' smack this time the morra.

> >Carry oot, carry oot!

> >An we'll go oot oan the batter!

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> >Too late, noo the bailiff 's here,

> >Sends shivers doon ma spine,

> >Gubbed 10 jellies just in time.

> >Goodbye aw ma muckers, a`ve got tae go,

> >Got tae go and rip some a*** fae up the scheme.

> >Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh

> >Am a jakey bam, I sometimes think a`ve never been washed at all.

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> >A see a little silhouetto of a bam,

> >Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kerry oot?

> >Thunderbird, White Lightning, very very frightning ti me!

> >Twenty Mayfair,

> >Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair and some skins,

> >Magnifico oh oh oh oh!

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> >A`m just a fat boy, nae body loves me,

> >He`s jist a fat boy fae a fat family!

> >Spare us a pound fur a wee cup o tea?

> >Get tae f*ck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?

> >Fur f*cksake, No! A will no get a job! - Get a job!

> >Fur f*cksake, No! A will no get a job! - Get a job!

> >For f*cksake, Will you get a job?

> >Get a job! No! Will no get a job,

> >get a job! Will no get a job, get a job!

> >No, no, no, no, no, no, no.....

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> >Oh gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea and the clap!

> >Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?

> >For me, for meeeee!?

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> >So yi think yi can slash me and pish in ma eye?

> >So yi think yi can chib me an leave me to die?

> >Haw bawbag, can`t dae this tae me bawbag!

> >Just wait till am oot, just wait till am right oot ma nut!

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> >F*ck all really matters, Any one can see,

> >F*ck all really matters, f*ck all really matters ti me!

> >Any way the Clyde flows....

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[mbiggs 1]

brilliant.

[jonny_two_combs 3]

sunga long all the musical cords in ma heid fookin a1