Muslim Military Might

[Evil Penevil 7,628]

Hassan Nasrallah, the head of Hezbollah in Lebanon, gets word a lone Israeli soldier has been cut off on a hill near the Litani River. He sends a thousand jihadis to attack the one Israeli, but none of the Hezbollah fighters come back. He phones up one of his bosses, Bashir Assad, the President of Syria, and asks what he should do.

 

"You must kill the Jewish dog," says Assad."Send 2,000 jihadis."

 

Nasrallah obeys, but none of the 2,000 come back, either.

 

He phones another of his bosses, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, president of Iran, and explains the situation.

 

"You must wipe the Zionist entity off the map!" thunders Mahmoud the Mad. "Send 4,000 jihadis!"

 

And none of them come back.

 

Trembling with fear, Nasrallah phones his ultimate leader, Osama bin Ladin and tells him he has lost 7,000 jihadis trying to wipe out one Israeli soldier.

 

"You must eliminate at all costs the infidel invader who is defiling sacred Muslim soil," said bin Laden. "But you must do it intelligently.

 

He asked Nasrallah how many Muslims remained south of the Litani River. About 20,000, including women and children, he answered.

 

Gather all the Muslims together and use the women and children as human shields, then attack the Jew with your fighters, bin Ladin ordered.

 

Nasrallah did as he was told, but placed himself at the very rear of the column of 20,000 terrified Muslims. As they neared their target, they saw the bodies of the 7,000 jihadis on the side of the hill where the lone Israeli soldier was holding out. It had been a terrible massacre, the jihadis had literally been torn limb from limb.

 

Then they notice one jihadi staggering towards them on his last legs. Just before he dies, he yells:

 

"Go back! Go back! It's a trap. There are TWO!"

 

 

Evil

Edited August 27, 2006 by Evil Penevil

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

lol

 

Where are touristman and cenn3 when we need a response?

[Eneukman 1]

Ah yes - a reworking of an ancient one from 1991 at the latest. The version I have has the Romans fighting what they thought was a lone Highlander on top of the Cobbler Hill in Scotland. Again here there were actually 2 Highlanders.

 

Alan

[Evil Penevil 7,628]

There's a theory that all jokes in existence were known by the time of the Romans and today's funny stories are simply an updating of earlier punchlines.

 

 

 

Evil

Edited August 27, 2006 by Evil Penevil