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[tom21 19]

The dwarf with a lisp

 

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A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm. "I"d like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.

"What sort of horse?" said the owner

"A female horth" the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare. "Nithe horth" says the dwarf, "can I thee her eyeth?"

So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's eyes. "Nithe eyeth", says the dwarf, "can I thee her teeth?"

Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. "Nithe teeth ... can I thee her eerth?" the dwarf says.

By now the owner is getting a little fed up but once again, picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's ears. Nithe eerth", he says ... "Now can I thee her twot?"

With this, the owner picks up the dwarf by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head up the horse's vagina. He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says ... "Perhaps I should wee fwaze that ... Can I thee her wun awound?"