There are FIVE types of sex:

[Skallagrim 0]

There are FIVE types of sex:

 

 

1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

 

 

2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

 

3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

 

 

4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!"

 

5) The fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom

[thegrogmonster 111]

I am hovering between 3 and 4 at the moment

[Kev 178]

OK LMFHO on that one, but gotta say after one year marriage (last Sunday actually, last year's GF day) still between 1 and 2.

 

BTW GO THE MIGHTY EAGLES!!!!

 

KICK SYDNEY'S ARSE!!!!! (sorry if I'm shouting).

[JohnnyK 28]

ORAL Sex:

Separate bedrooms, screaming "...and fuck you, too!"

[chrisbrewer 0]