a couple of irish ones

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Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird

>> section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem. "

>> The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take

>> four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere, " says Gerry.

>> The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and Gerry pay for

>> the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the

>> top of the Connor Pass.

>> At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says,

>> "Dis looks like a grand place. " He takes two birds out of the box,

>> puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.

>> Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to

>> the bottom, killing himself stone dead.

>> Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and

>> says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me! "

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>> THERE'S MORE. . .

>>

>> Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.

>> He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff

>> carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

>> "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis, " Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box

>> and lets him fly free.

>> He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.

>> Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the

>> parrot.

>> Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and

>> breaks every bone in his body.

>> Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat

>> parrotshooting either! "

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>>

>> IT IS NOT OVER YET. . .

>>

>> Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when

>> Sean

>> appears.

>> He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of

>> which he pulls a chicken.

>> Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the

>> cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

>> Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry

>> with his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting. . . and now Sean and

>> his fook'n hengliding! "

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good laugh