Freelancer on Beach Road

[duece 0]

A guy is walking along Beach Road in Pattaya and a knockout looking Freelancer catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the Freelancer,

“How much do you charge?”

Freelancer replies,

“It starts at 5000 Baht for a hand-job.

Guy says, 5000 Baht! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”

The Freelancer says,

“Do you see that Beerbar on the corner?” “Yes.” “Do you see the Beerbar about a block further down?”

“Yes.” “And beyond that, do you see that third Beerbar?”

“Yes.”

“Well,” says the Freelancer, smiling invitingly,

“I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth 5000 Baht.”

Guy says,

“What the hell? You only live once. I’ll give it a try.” They retire to a nearby Hotel.

A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of 5000 Baht.

He is so amazed, he says,

“I suppose a blow-job is 10,000 Baht?”

The hooker replies, “No 15,000 Baht.”

I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!”

The Freelancer replies, “Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that Gogo bar just across the street? I own that Gogo bar outright.

And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of 15,000 Baht.”

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says,

“Sign me up.”

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money’s worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the freelancer,

“How much for some pussy?”

The Freelancer says,

“Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Pattaya is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, Gogo Bars, and Hotels?”

 

“Damn!” the guy says, in awe, “You own the whole city?”

 

“No,” the Freelancer replies, “but I would if I had a pussy”.

Edited November 28, 2006 by duece

[Tengotodo 52]

beware! This could happen to you, too!

 

[bangkapiboy 5]

ha ha. ladyboys!

[elro 0]

funny.

 

i was told the same joke when i was green, except:

 

mexico, not thailand

 

pesos, not baht

[kiwimongo 0]

ha ha shemale

[dogblower 3]

Reads to me like a true story ....