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join the club. i must be one of the founding fathers of the wrinkled shirts club.

who cares. she's not a virgin anymore. on a related note, when's the next one coming in?

i guess girls can wear beer goggles too?

that's quite a few baht bus rides...

i've heard this song on every continent i've ever mongered on... i don't really care for it anymore.

astounding.

much of the confusion was caused directly by the monger. that is what happens when it is 0 days til wheels up and the pussy starts talking to you. overbooked or not, if you sit tight, 99% of the time, you will get on the flight. in the above instance, monger went out of his way to make on the spot changes to his itinerary.

ouch.

sound advice. i was hoping some smart aleck would say: get a mac. the truly intelligent would say: run linux.

i think that is the main qualifier... jonathan ogden, baltimore ravens, 6' 9", 345 lbs. vs. darren sproles, san diego chargers, 5' 6", 181 lbs... then there are always the punters, kickers and long snappers... besides: i saw bob sapp (former nfl) get knocked the fuck out by crocop in k-1 2003. while crocop was a few inches shorter and weighed more than 100 lb less than sapp, he was by far the superior fighter. granted, crocop probably plays neither rugby nor australian rules anything...

thank you for sticking to your principles. makes it that much better for everyone else.

thank you for posting. looking forward to having your service pick me up in March.

it's not linking that he is attempting. it appears as if he is trying to use the embed function but likely the board does not support it based on what is happening.

quite an achievement really

try try and try again.

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel! : You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.

the first joke was funnier than the second joke.

i hope you mean BBQ.

cheers. keep up the good work, and here's to defending your title in 2007.

are there six small thai fellows running on treadmills in the basement of your house? could be that the same fellows that came to scam you are now powering your house....

mark land has one. never been inside it though.

thanks for the intel.

will the roaches be allowed to stay?

privatization. your town is no longer "anytown usa." your new town name is "anytown usa brought to you by citigroup." or better yet "toyotaville."

that's funny. so how many thai guys does it take to change a lightbulb?