From Norwegian doctors journals

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1. The Patients hearing is very limited. Fact is that he can not hear anything on is left eye

 

2. The patient must refrain from all sorts of sexual activity until I can recieve her.

 

3. After the patient stopped smokking his smell has come back.

 

4. Have a headache in his head

 

5. The patient has a prostate the size of a mandoline

 

6. These where the patients that laid on my desk

 

7. The patient was 19 months pregnant

 

8. The patient thinks that the left toe is hanging down compared with the other fingers

 

9. The patient sometimes bleeds from his left nose.

 

10. The faecis is the same color as the doors on the 3rd floor.

 

11. She describes her headache as exciting

 

12. Urine grown on the district veterinary shows traces of coli.

 

13. The left knee swelled up and came to see a doctor

 

14. I looked at my patient in the microscope but did not get any wiser.

 

15. The patient has been on a mountain hike. Came down with helicpter yesterday

 

16. Small tumor on the left scull

 

17. The patient is smoking one cigarette a week. Adviced to smoke less.

 

18. The patients chin can not reach the floor

 

19. (untranslatable)

 

20. Truck driver in good condition that otherwise travels several miles without getting short of breath.

 

21. (to many medical words for me to translate)

 

22. Will excercise in the swimming pool if she dares.

 

23. The patient need the support of two living persons.

 

24. Is walking as earlier on his own legs.

 

25. Has three children. 3 girls and 1 boy.

 

26. Had a pain in his ear last night. Now gone.

 

27. Feels better if he holds his head behind his neck

 

28. Mother and father died when she was 12 years old. They have no contact with her.

 

29. Coming in due to pain in his plaster.

 

30. The patient gets an allergic reaction to contrast sollution, strawberries and several of the children.

 

31. Untranslatable

 

32. The patient is seeking help after hitting his left foot, that has almost come off. Staff is not allowed to take it off since this hurt.

 

33. The patient has improved significantly since he left.

 

Source: The Norwegian Medical Society

 

I will seek treatment in Thailand me thinks...