The Irish Prostitute

[lolex]

This may be an oldie. But I haven't heard it before.....

 

 

An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return,

her father cursed her. Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not

write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what

ye put yer old mum thru?

 

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..."

 

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to

this family."

 

"OK, Dad -- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur

coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5

million."

 

"For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new

Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership

to the country club... (takes a breath)

 

... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new

yacht in the Riviera, and..."

 

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

 

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.

 

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a

Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug."

 

 

[BIGJIMMY]

Did you hear about the other Irish prostitute?

 

She didn't realise she'd been raped until the cheque bounced!!!

[nohlsson1]

I have heard it before, but it is stil funny!