How to Save the Airlines

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HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES

 

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in

the first place. Replace all the female flight

attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell

-- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the

loss?

 

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales

and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And,

of course, every businessman in this country would

start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

 

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't

need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect

tips would be so good that we could charge the women

for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of

the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

 

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear

of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a

screeching halt, and the airline industry would see

record revenues. This is definitely a win-win

situation if we handle it right -- a golden

opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

 

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to

do everything myself?

 

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

 

 

Of course if they were little thai girls, that might be a nice thing as well..........