The best Genie story yet!!

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A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....

 

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the

 

window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

 

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go

 

up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive

 

is going to cost us."

 

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm

 

voice said, "Come on in."

 

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was

 

all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side

 

near the broken window.

 

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my

 

window?"

 

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh,

no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a

 

genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.

 

Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll

 

give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one

 

for myself."

 

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and Blurted

out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

 

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.

 

And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young

lady,what do you want?" the Genie asked.

 

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every Country

in the world," she said.

 

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe

from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

 

"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"

 

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a

 

woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your

 

wife."

 

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both

 

now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

 

she mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.

Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about

 

you, honey?"

 

You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for

 

you!"

 

So the genie and the wife go upstairs where they spend the rest of the

 

afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about

 

three hours of non-stop sex, the Genie rolled over and looked directly

 

into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

 

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. "No Kidding." He said,

 

 

"Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"