xmas Carols for the mentaly impaired

[sinbinjack 251]

THIS list of 'Christmas carols for the mentally disturbed' was published with the backing of a social services department. The publishers have now withdrawn the magazine, Marooned, to remove the offending article.

 

Do you think they are offensive, or just a bit of harmless fun? Tell us what you think?

 

1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

 

2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are.

 

3. Dementia - I Think I'll be Home For Christmas.

 

4. Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me.

 

5. Manic - Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And...

 

6. Paranoid - Santa Clause Is Coming To Town To Get Me.

 

7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire.

 

8. Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why.

 

9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy Oooh Look At The Froggy, Can I Have A Chocolate, Why Is France So Far Away.

 

10. Obessive Complusive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,.

 

 

The publisher of the Mag have withdrawn it and will reissue it without these "offensive"carols.

[Mescalito 19]

In an earlier career I was a social worker and therapist. Not only do I think these are damned funny, we used to tell much more offensive jokes than this around the office!

[mykl 72]

Department store Santa's are now prohibited from saying Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas because it could be interpreted by the terminally stupid as calling a black woman a whore. Go figure.

[Eneukman 1]

In an earlier career I was a social worker and therapist. Not only do I think these are damned funny, we used to tell much more offensive jokes than this around the office!

 

You should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself!!!!

 

In my old office, we administered the estates of people who had just died. We were informed that one of our customers was seriously ill and only had a matter of hours to live - so we held a competition to see who could guess the time of death. I think my guess was closest.

 

No prize was on offer - we weren't that sick.

 

Alan